A 66-year-old man who thought he merely had an unusually tiny penis was shocked to find out from doctors that he was actually a woman.

In this video, devised by New Yorker Jeff Greenspan, what is clearly a statue arouses speculation and "hub bub bub bub" when a money-collecting bowl is placed in front of it.

Autoerotic asphyxiation, skeleton blow jobs, and dynamite telephones: James Franco's "comedy issue" photo shoot for GQ is hilarious or something.

Is this the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton you were waiting for? Is this the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton that you deserve? Or do you just care about the diamond jewelry and leathered tan, respectively, and don't give a damn who is sporting it?

Even for engaged citizens, the long New York City mayoral campaign can sometimes get a bit tedious. Our city's tabloid reporters work tirelessly to find fresh angles to keep readers interested. How about... INCEST? Or even, dare we say... INCEST BUNDLING?

In 1956, a drunken patron at a Manhattan bar departed to New Jersey, stole an airplane, flew it to New York City, and landed it in front of the bar on St. Nicholas Ave. He was fined $100. Two years later, he did it again.

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown has been out of the news since she reaffirmed her love for her adoptive brother Nick Gordon last month, but it appears she's about to make a comeback.

Though their grape smashing continues to hold authority across the globe, French wine-makers once had to be taught how to grow, stomp, swill their grapes. Molecular analysis of ancient wine pots and presses in the south of France indicates that the Italians instructed the French on the best methods to turn a delicious snack food into a refined grape beverage.

Qusayr, a strategically important town on the border between Syria and Lebanon, is back under the control of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad after a two-week siege by Assad's troops and the Lebanese militia Hezbollah.

In a creative twist on the old "dog poop on the porch" gag, one small town has been scooping up abandoned canine excrement and shipping it back to the dog owners who failed to pick it up.

National Security Advisor Tom Donilon will resign at the end of this month. His replacement is U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice, who withdrew her nomination as Secretary of State last year when Republicans threatened to holler more about Benghazi.

Two weeks ago, President Obama was heckled by anti-war protester Medea Benjamin during a speech about drones and national security. The president handled it respectfully enough, acknowledging Benjamin and saying her “voice...is worth paying attention to.” Tuesday evening, Michelle Obama faced a similar situation when her speech during a Democratic Party fundraiser was interrupted by activist Ellen Sturtz from LGBT rights group GetEqual. The First Lady's response was...not quite as graceful as her husband's two weeks ago.

According to a recorded phone conversation with his mother, alleged Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has received at least $1000 in donations for his prison account. This shouldn't exactly come as a surprise, considering his loyal fanbase.

If you're looking for a candy to remind you of (very early) childhood or if you're just into weird foods, here you go: A Texas-based candy company released a breast-milk-flavored lollipop on Monday night.

ESPN reports that Major League Baseball is preparing to suspend nearly 20 players, including superstar Alex Rodriguez, for a doping scandal with ties to a Miami-area clinic. If the suspensions hold, this will be the biggest performance-enhancing drug bust in American sports history.

One hundred students and eight chaperones from a Brooklyn high school were thrown off an AirTran flight from New York to Atlanta early Monday morning after the students reportedly failed to listen to warnings to sit down and turn off their cell phones.

The word "derp" appeared today on the websites of Business Insider, New York Magazine, and The New York Times—in a post by Nobel prize-winning economist Paul Krugman. This is a good sign that we should stop using it.

An Oregon woman who had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from the trunk of her sedan says she felt extremely embarrassed having to list the missing items to a police officer. So, naturally, her next stop was the local news.

One of the noblest, most versatile, and yet most underused story-telling mediums available today is the Beyoncé gif.

Before the Rob Ford Crackstarter—our crowdfunding effort to purchase and publish a video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine—reached its $200,000 goal last month, we let everyone know that we had lost contact with the people who have custody of the video. At the end of last week, after a long silence, the video's owner reached out to the intermediary we have been dealing with. He told him the video is "gone."