Everyday Superhero in Trouble for Using City Asphalt to Fix Potholes
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/11/13 09:40AMSmoking in Europe Is No Longer Cool
Hamilton Nolan · 07/11/13 09:04AM
Once upon a time in the Good Old Days, "Europe" was a sophisticated land across the sea full of jazz musicians and sexually adventurous women, and all of them were smoking cigarettes sexily like there was no tomorrow. Those days are dead now. Europe is on its way to becoming just another sanitized smokeless place that sells chocolates.
Justin Bieber Calls Clinton to Apologize for Telling Him to Fuck Off
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/11/13 08:41AMMax Read · 07/11/13 08:23AM
Walmart Fires Employee for Asking Customer Not to Leave Dog in Hot Car
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/11/13 08:13AMDid the “Deep State” Sabotage Morsi?
Max Read · 07/11/13 07:28AMTarget Admits Using Racist Training Document, Faces Lawsuit
Taylor Berman · 07/10/13 11:33PMOhio Man Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again.
Taylor Berman · 07/10/13 09:51PM19-Foot Python Breaks Into Australian Thrift Store
Taylor Berman · 07/10/13 08:53PM
Police in Australia investigating a presumed burglary at a thrift store thought it was odd that there was a large hole in the store's ceiling and a pile of vomit-like liquid on the ground. As it turns out, though, it wasn't a burglar responsible for the damage but instead a 19-foot python, which an employee found 24-hours later, hiding alongside a wall.
Cord Jefferson · 07/10/13 07:41PM
14-Month-Old Toddler Buys Car on eBay While Playing With Dad's Phone
Taylor Berman · 07/10/13 07:20PMUtah Prisons Finally Scrap Stupid Rule Requiring English-Only Visits
Cord Jefferson · 07/10/13 07:03PM
For years Utah prisons have been unique in that they required inmates to speak with their visitors using only English, the fear being that anyone speaking in some godless foreign tongue could be dangerously scheming in front of the guards. Ain't that the American way: Instead of teaching the guards foreign languages, or hiring multilingual guards in the first place, let's just ban every language but English.
Star Witness in Bradley Manning Trial Explains Why Wikileaks Mattered
Adrian Chen · 07/10/13 06:19PM
Now that Wikileaks has devolved into a glorified travel agency for Edward Snowden, it's easy to forget the actual value it demonstrated from about 2006-2010, before Julian Assange drove it into a brick wall. Today, the defense's star witness in Pfc. Bradley Manning's trial, Harvard professor Yochai Benkler offered a powerful argument for why Wikileaks mattered, and why we still need something like it.
Bobbi Kristina Denies Incest: ‘We Aren't Even Real Brother and Sister’
Caity Weaver · 07/10/13 06:01PM
Young love: so magical when it happens in movies, so annoying when it happens in real life because this Chili's is for everyone and families are trying to eat dinner here. Sophomores dating juniors. Cheerleaders dating lacrosse captains. Brothers dating sisters. Everything cool except that last one.









