Nobody Knows Who Won Missouri

Jordan Sargent · 03/16/16 08:30AM

Last night’s primaries likely provided great clarity in the presidential races on both sides. On the Republican side, Marco Rubio dropped out after a drubbing in Florida and John Kasich took the mantle as establishment favorite after a relatively easy win in his home state of Ohio. As for the Democrats, Hillary Clinton swept Bernie Sanders in four important states. And then there’s Missouri.

Watch Day Eight of the Hulk Hogan v. Gawker Media Trial 

Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/16/16 08:05AM

Day eight of the Bollea v. Gawker Media jury trial in St. Petersburg, Fla. starts right now. Watch the livestream here, IF YOU DARE. Or don’t. It really makes absolutely no difference to me.

Donald Trump Is a Theoretical Physicist and His Theory Is That Physics Is Polls

Ashley Feinberg · 03/15/16 09:36PM

Donald Trump just ended his mercifully short victory speech, the majority of which consisted of Trumpisms we’ve already heard a million times before—except for one. Now (in addition to Muslims and walls and his smokin’ hot daughter), Donald Trump would like to talk to you about physics.

John Kasich(?) Wins(?) Ohio

Ashley Feinberg · 03/15/16 08:06PM

John Kasich just took Ohio—his first and only state win so far. And fortunately for him, Ohio also just so happens to be a winner-take-all state. It’s just too bad it’s nearly impossible for him to win at this point.

Marco Rubio Suspends His Campaign (Finally)

Ashley Feinberg · 03/15/16 07:45PM

After getting soundly trounced by Trump in his home state, Marco Rubio finally took his campaign out back and put it out of his misery. Which means he should be endorsing Donald Trump by—oh, let’s say Friday.

The New York Times Had an Awful Lot of Second Thoughts About Its Story on Bernie Sanders' Legislative Record

Brendan O'Connor · 03/15/16 07:06PM

The New York Times has quietly (and extensively) revised a history of Senator Bernie Sanders’ legislative accomplishments, initially published on Monday morning under the glowing headline, “Bernie Sanders Scored Victories for Years via Legislative Side Door,” which eventually became the far more reserved “Via Legislative Side Doors, Bernie Sanders Won Modest Victories” and, in print, the even more ambivalent “Sanders’s Roster of Modest Wins.”