Marco Rubio Suspends His Campaign (Finally)
[There was a video here]
After getting soundly trounced by Trump in his home state, Marco Rubio finally took his campaign out back and put it out of his misery. Which means he should be endorsing Donald Trump by—oh, let’s say Friday.
Rubio gave a pretty ambulatory speech as far as concession speeches go, taking over fifteen minutes to say what amounted to, “Whoops.” You can watch a portion of it above, but even that isn’t easy to stomach.
Good luck to Senator Rubio. Maybe now you’ll finally start showing up to work.