Calvin Klein's Boyfriend Doesn't Want Any Gay People to Touch Him
Michael Musto · 08/19/13 04:41PMEMT Saves Heart Attack Victim While Suffering Heart Attack of His Own
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/19/13 03:58PMHamilton Nolan · 08/19/13 03:53PM
Super Secret Royal Baby Family Portraits Leak on Twitter
Caity Weaver · 08/19/13 03:25PM
On Monday, the press office for Prince William announced that the first official family portraits of Prince George would be released at 12:00 a.m. BST Tuesday morning. However, given the choice between waiting 3 hours to see the pictures or seeing them NOW NOW NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT FREAKIN' NOW, the world chose the latter; the photos were leaked to Twitter around 9 p.m. BST.
Camille Dodero · 08/19/13 03:15PM
Shakespeare Not So Fancy Word Man After All, Smart Folks Say
Tom Scocca · 08/19/13 02:58PMPTSD and Me: True Stories From Military Veterans
Hamilton Nolan · 08/19/13 02:53PMShockingly Hateful Letter Targets Family with Autistic Teen
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/19/13 02:48PMTexas Councilwoman Invokes 1st Amendment to Double Down on Homophobia
Cord Jefferson · 08/19/13 02:42PM
Elisa Chan, a San Antonio city councilwoman who was exposed last week for saying homophobic garbage in a closed-door meeting back in May, responded to the backlash today by saying it's her right to say homophobic garbage. While this is true, it is probably not the best route for Chan to take in order to win over her growing legion of critics.
Rich Juzwiak · 08/19/13 02:34PM
Evil Librarian Tells Kid Who Loves Books to Stop Reading So Much
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/19/13 01:59PMBreaking Bad Fans Called 911 (!) Last Night When The Cable Went Out
Camille Dodero · 08/19/13 01:35PM
Hey, we know it's the last season of Breaking Bad and all, still widely regarded the most satisfying show on television. But when your cable connection seems to be down right before a new episode is supposed to air on AMC, here is a list of semi-reasonable actions you may take to confront the situation and/or vent your personal frustration:
Max Read · 08/19/13 01:19PM
Jett Jackson Star Dies in Apparent Suicide
Caity Weaver · 08/19/13 01:07PMGuy Regrets Skipping Gun Safety Talk After Girlfriend Almost Shoots Him
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/19/13 12:30PMNitasha Tiku · 08/19/13 12:18PM
Dick's Sporting Goods, which promised to suspend sales of modern sporting rifles "out of respect" for the victims of the Newtown massacre has found a profit-friendly loophole. The company is instead selling AR-15 style rifles, including the Bushmaster used by Adam Lanza, at its new spin-off Field & Stream.
Rich Juzwiak · 08/19/13 12:14PM
J.K. Trotter · 08/19/13 12:09PM
Silicon Folly: How To Make an "Extreme" Sailboat Race Dull and Deadly
Ken Layne · 08/19/13 12:00PM
It was going to be the greatest outdoor sports spectacle in history: weird giant sailboats racing against each other in the grand natural amphitheater of the San Francisco Bay all summer long, with hundreds of thousands of happy spectators watching from the Bay's 400 miles of shoreline. At least that was the idea when billionaire and Oracle CEO Larry Ellison, after winning the right to choose this year's location for the America's Cup sailing competition along with his victory in 2010's race, chose the bay instead of the more customary open ocean. Instead, it's a giant flop with "races" that usually consist of a single awkward catamaran bouncing around by itself in the fog.








