Man Gets 132-lb. Scrotum Removed, New Lease on Life

Rich Juzwiak · 08/20/13 09:45AM

Wesley Warren Jr.'s ball sac was about the size of a dolphin's head. It made him into something of a viral star. He appeared on shows like TLC's Strange Sex, and was interviewed for articles claiming he enjoyed the fame resulting from his scrotal lymphedema. He waddled everywhere with an upside down hoodie between his legs and sometimes used his scrotum as a mobile table, off which he'd eat food. He lived with this condition for about five years, which he blames on the healthcare system.

Want to Watch Georgia Tech's 'Epic Welcome Speech'? You Can Do That

Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/20/13 09:07AM

Nick Selby, Mechanical Engineering Class of '15, delivers an "epic welcome speech" to incoming students at Georgia Tech's annual Freshman Convocation, complete with epic theme music, epic rhetoric, and epic approving grin from Georgia Tech provost Rafael Bras.

U.S. Secretly Cuts Aid to Egypt as Brotherhood Leader Arrested

Max Read · 08/20/13 07:37AM

The U.S. has reportedly cut all aid to Egypt, but hasn't yet publicly declared the military removal of democratically elected president Mohamed Morsi a coup—even as the new government continues its crackdown on Morsi's Muslim Brotherhood, to the point of arresting its 70-year-old leader Mohamed Badie.

Maine Governor: President Obama "Hates White People"

Cord Jefferson · 08/19/13 08:35PM

Loudmouth Maine Governor Paul LePage told a crowd gathered at a GOP fundraiser last week that President Obama "hates white people," according to two state lawmakers who where there.

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 08/19/13 06:34PM

Dick Van Dyke just escaped death after his Jaguar caught fire in Los Angeles. Are sports cars finally in league with ottomans? Can anything kill Dick Van Dyke?

Condé Nast Stops Paying Interns

J.K. Trotter · 08/19/13 06:17PM

Magazine conglomerate Condé Nast, which was slapped with a lawsuit in June for paying interns less than a dollar per hour, has decided to stop paying interns altogether. Zero. Several recent Conde interns told the Who Pays Interns Tumblr, which documents the internship wages at media companies, that their employer has stopped dispensing any kind of stipend (Previously, interns received $550 per semester.)

Virginia Newspaper Apologizes for the Word "Fucking" in Kids' Section

Camille Dodero · 08/19/13 06:00PM

Today's Staunton News Leader, a Gannett newspaper based in Virginia, came with a little surprise for the children. In a "Kid's Corner" sidebar buried in the weather section, the caption accompanying a Crayoned drawing included the word "fucking." As in: If you’re a fucking idiot, it can be fun to refer to your draft site as “the war room.” Wait, what?

Cord Jefferson · 08/19/13 05:33PM

As gun violence continues to plague Chicago, the Chicago Tribune presents its series "Chicago Under the Gun." The project, which pairs up Tribune crime reporters with photographers and videographers, offers small but heartbreaking and important slice-of-life glimpses into some of the city's shootings.