Marines Quietly Conclude That Women Sort of Suck at Doing Pullups
Adam Weinstein · 12/31/13 11:00AMI Can't Stop Watching the Best Vines of 2013
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/31/13 10:35AMVines: Those perfectly distilled six-second bites of Internet.
Women Be Shopping For Cars
Hamilton Nolan · 12/31/13 10:30AMAriel Castro's Neighbor Pleads Guilty to Murder, Raping Daughters
Taylor Berman · 12/31/13 10:10AMWackadoo Texas Senate Challenger Cleans His AK-47 With Liberals' Tears
Adam Weinstein · 12/31/13 10:00AMFight Club Member Gets Knocked Out; Given 'Most Daring CPR' [NSFW]
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/31/13 09:46AMThe first rule of Indigenous Fight Club is: You do not talk about Indigenous Fight Club. The second rule of Indigenous Fight Club is: There's nothing weird about resuscitating a knocked out fighter with a hand job.
Adam Weinstein · 12/31/13 09:30AM

Right-wing fat guy Erick Erickson fancies himself a theologian, and he whined about being bloodied by "ignorant" lefties after tweeting this. Actually, Erick, your "less than human" drivel is a self-serving anti-evangelical innovation that's at odds with N.T. Wright's position on Christian mortalism. Don't front.
Hamilton Nolan · 12/31/13 09:18AM
Russian Police Increase Security, Detain Dozens After Deadly Bombings
Taylor Berman · 12/31/13 08:33AMJudge Orders Oakland Teen Be Kept on Life Support After Botched Surgery
Jordan Sargent · 12/30/13 11:48PMTaylor Swift is Fucking Up the Rhode Island Coastline
Jordan Sargent · 12/30/13 10:02PM
Taylor Swift has three homes. One is a "modest" four bed, four bath cottage-style house in Beverly Hills that sits on 1.5 acres. Another, her main residence, is a penthouse in downtown Nashville. The third is a beachside mansion on the coast of Rhode Island that she bought this year for $17.7 million in cash. People there hate it.
Jordan Sargent · 12/30/13 09:06PM
Party At Times Square Applebee's on New Year's Eve For Just $375
Jordan Sargent · 12/30/13 08:25PMMax Read · 12/30/13 07:20PM
Woman Who Lost Her iPhone Recreates Selfies of Man Who Has It Now
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/30/13 06:40PMDead Frog in Woman's Pret a Manger Salad Ruins Everyone's Appetite
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/30/13 05:45PMThis "Body Atlas" Shows Where We Feel Love
Sarah Hedgecock · 12/30/13 05:36PMReporter Passes Out During Live Shot, Recovers Like a Pro
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/30/13 05:17PMFlorida Man Started a "Professional Wrestling Dinner Theater"
Adam Weinstein · 12/30/13 04:56PMProfessional wrestler and food enthusiast Bryan Smith needs your help. For some reason, his Manor Professional Wrestling Dinner Theater outside Orlando hasn't reached Medieval Times-style levels of success just yet.










