James Avery from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fame Dead at 65
Lacey Donohue · 01/01/14 01:43PMDrunk Women Celebrate on Fox News: "We're Gonna Fuck Shit Up!"
Lacey Donohue · 01/01/14 01:09PMOn Fox News' live New Years Eve 2013 spectacular "All American New Year," it was definitely an all-American celebration. Lecherous host Phil Keating, after approaching a drunk woman and calling her a "tall drink of water," got what he deserved: the two women he interviewed were so excited for 2014, they kissed, flipped off the camera, flashed tongue, and screamed, "We're gonna fuck shit up!"
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The 12 Days of Thatz Not Okay: And a Lace Thong for a Stranger’s Lady
Caity Weaver · 01/01/14 12:00PM
Welcome to The 12 Days of Thatz Not Okay, a special holiday edition of a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Check back tomorrow for our next seasonal installment. As always, please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity.weaver@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay."
Lacey Donohue · 01/01/14 11:14AM
The Year's Best Gawker Illustrations
Max Read · 01/01/14 11:00AM
Those of us who write words for Gawker, Jezebel and Deadspin have an unbelievable safety net: The work of art director Jim Cooke and staff artist Sam Woolley, whose disturbingly good and quickly assembled images turn bad ideas and half-baked concepts into classic posts. Here are some of our favorites from 2013.
2014 Is the Year of the Seven-Toed 3D Pornography Beast
Ken Layne · 01/01/14 10:00AM
On this New Year's Day in America, 2014, the nation's typists ("thought leaders") are required to use their long-dormant psychic abilities to designate the next 12 months as the Year of Something or Other, whether that be "accidental mass suicide" or "wearable automobiles" or "raccoon-sized talking spiders." Such predictions will generally be wrong, yet there is also the remote possibility that the simple act of making a prediction will cause it to happen, no matter how ridiculous or vile.
56 Things Writers Have Predicted 2014 Will Be "the Year of"
Sarah Hedgecock · 01/01/14 09:30AM61 Things 2013 Was "the Year of"
Sarah Hedgecock · 12/31/13 04:00PMCamille Dodero · 12/31/13 03:00PM
Gawker Heroes: Pope Francis, Our Blessed Hero of Reduced Expectations
Ken Layne · 12/31/13 01:47PMThe Year's Very Worst Words Are So "Problematic"
Ken Layne · 12/31/13 01:30PM
Language is wonderful and language is alive, but language is also a form of psychological assault—especially when everybody suddenly starts using awful new terms and phrases just because everyone else is doing it, on Twitter. We are not so naive as to think we can "ban" this or that word, because "ban" is one of the words we would ban, if words could be banned. They cannot. Thanks to 2013, we're stuck with this bunch of linguistic garbage.
Woman Accuses Daughter's Boyfriend of Molesting Son, Slices His Penis
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/31/13 12:57PMWhat Time Is New Year's?
Hamilton Nolan · 12/31/13 12:45PMCoffee is So Damn Cheap Right Now. Real Cheap.
Hamilton Nolan · 12/31/13 12:15PMThe 12 Days of Thatz Not Okay: 2 Ebay Gift Certificates
Caity Weaver · 12/31/13 12:00PM
Welcome to The 12 Days of Thatz Not Okay, a special holiday edition of a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Check back tomorrow for our next seasonal installment. As always, please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity.weaver@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay."
MSNBC Host: ‘Sorry For Joking About Romney’s Black Grandkid!’
J.K. Trotter · 12/31/13 11:45AMLiberal cable network MSNBC has a way of offending conservatives in the least productive manner possible. Case in point: On Sunday Melissa Harris-Perry invited a roundtable of comedians to dissect a family photograph of failed GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who in the photo is holding on his right lap his newest baby grandson, Kieran Romney. Kieran, who is adopted, happens to be black. Which was enough for Harris-Perry’s guests to make fun of how the Romney family, much like the Republican Party, is mostly white. It’s not the dumbest thing MSNBC has ever aired (that would be Morning Joe), but still: It’s a baby.
Taylor Berman · 12/31/13 11:33AM
On Monday, the United States transferred the three remaining Uighur detainees at Guantanamo Bay to Slovakia. The transfer comes five years after a judge ordered that the three men be released and 10 years after the military determined the Uighurs were "not affiliated with Al Qaeda or a Taliban leader."







