Remember Johnny Quinn, the U.S. bobsledder who smashed through his locked bathroom in Sochi? Well, a SWAT team invited him to their training, and the Olympian accepted.

Real estate in cities where you might want to live is expensive again. The gulf between expensive and inexpensive cities is large. It's time to accept the fact that you can't buy a house where you want to live, and start thinking about where you can buy something.

With dull eyes and open mouths, they crowd the streets and fill the restaurants. Some are teenagers, some are straight, some are gay, and far too many are married adults who would usually be found at home watching the television at night. They are the zombies of St. Valentine's Day, and they're just as miserable as they look.

Drake has issued a statement regarding his Rolling Stone Twitter tantrum. Basically, he supports Rolling Stone's decision to replace him on the cover, but he "was not able to salvage my story or my photos and that was devastating." Also, his lack of choice in the matter made him feel "violated." Oh yeah, and he's "sorry."

Of all the ways to spend a snow day in New York City, this might be the best: With the help of a friend, Casey Neistat filmed himself snowboarding around Manhattan yesterday. It looks fun, if slightly dangerous.

Is anyone at the Sochi Olympics winning—really winning, like, hashtag winning—as thoroughly and decisively as NBC commentator and former figure skater Johnny Weir?

You care about the environment, eh? You want to stop global warming? You support switching cars and trucks and buses to "clean burning natural gas?" Wrong! Our best-laid plans only hasten our demise.

For exactly 25 hours, legendary hip hop group De La Soul will make their entire catalog available online for free. The download, in honor of next month's 25th anniversary of 3 Feet High and Rising, will start at 11 am EST on the group's website.

Vin Diesel is a romantic guy. There were his perfect covers of "Drunk in Love" and "Stay," and now this: the nine most romantic posts from his excellent Facebook page. There's no better way to start your Valentine's Day.

Not even the homeless and destitute people of America want to eat the second-class Chobani yogurt that's being donated to them after Russia rejected it as a gesture of peace. "They look at it and go, 'Eww.'"

She hates looking at veins.

In what is turning into an alarming game of Danish musical giraffe cages, another Danish zoo has announced that it may shoot and kill a second healthy giraffe to make way for a genetically superior specimen.

Virginia's ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional, a federal judge ruled today.

There was snow on the ground in 49 of the 50 states today. You win this round, Florida.

A banker and his artist wife wanted a bigger backyard so badly that they terrorized their deaf, old, retired-church-warden neighbor for five years — at one point even filing false reports in an attempt to have her declared insane and committed.

Police say the man who crashed a stolen truck into a New York City bus, killing the driver and injuring four others was a 22-year-old who had been out partying with his uncle, model and actor Tyson Beckford, earlier that night.

Thousands of BART riders were potentially exposed to measles after an infected UC Berkeley student rode the train last week. Anyone who rode on BART between February 4 and February 7 in the morning or late evening could have been exposed.

A Virginia man smuggling a quarter of a million dollars' worth of heroin blew his cover making up the world's dumbest alibi.

You may remember 34-year-old Israeli model Orit Fox from a viral video that circulated a few years ago, in which she openly flirted with a snake and the snake proceeded to bite her on her clearly fake breast and then some guy off camera frantically said a string of non-English words ending on "titty," and everyone laughed despite the horrific snake bite that just occurred because "titty" is universal.

Earlier this week, a 10-year-old stole his parents' car, crashed it into a snowy ditch, and then told responding police officers he was a dwarf who'd forgotten his driver's license.