Ukraine's interim government issued an arrest warrant on Monday for recently ousted president Viktor Yanukovych, accusing him of the "mass killing of civilians" during last week's bloody protests in Kiev.

The 90's are truly dead—Moviefone is pulling the plug on its once iconic 777-FILM showtime listings service. They've already changed the famous "Hello, and welcome to Moviefone" greeting, and the company—once sold to AOL for $338 million—is now pushing an "award-winning app."

Tiny yappy dogs have taken over the streets of a small town in Arizona, chasing young children while their parents apparently cower inside, frantically redialing 311 — Maryvale Animal Control received more than 6,000 calls in the last year alone.

Last year, the Marine Corps Times reported that the Department of Defense was investigating Marine Corps Commandant General Jim Amos and four of his aides for allegedly manipulating the military’s legal system and promotion process. Amos couldn’t stop the independently-owned Times from doing its job, so he tried the next best thing: Completely banning its sale from all Marine Corps bases.

[The gold, silver and bronze medalists relax after the men's 50k cross-country race before the closing ceremonies on Sunday. Image by Matthias Schrader via AP.]

CNN says Piers Morgan is out — thanks to awful ratings, his show is getting canceled as early as next month.

An extremely drunk driver utterly failed in his efforts to make some New York City cops an offer they couldn't refuse.

Here is Katy Perry kissing Miley Cyrus on the mouth at Miley's show at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. Today, basically everybody in America went about their Sundays with no knowledge that two female pop stars kissed each other in public. This used to be a big deal!

If you're a Comcast customer, you may soon notice an improvement in the quality of your Netflix streams. The reason why is good for you, but probably shitty for the rest of us. Gizmodo explains.

Alice Herz-Sommer, the oldest known Holocaust survivor, died today at the age of 110. "The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life," a film about her life, is nominated for best short documentary at this year's Academy Awards.

At this weekend's Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Mozilla revealed their development plans for a simplified smartphone that will cost around $25. Partnered with low-cost chip developer Spreadtrum, Mozilla claims the phone will have internet capabilities and app browsing, but at a lower speed and a much cheaper cost.

Ex-Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar used to fancy himself a bona fide tequila purveyor, but has since shed the shackles of the priced-out alcohol in favor of a new boozy solvent. "It's so pure," Hagar told the Associated Press, raising the question: is rum the new tequila?

After Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán, major drug lord of the Sinaloa cartel, was apprehended yesterday in Mazatlán, details of his property and possessions are slowly being revealed as Mexican authorities begin investigations. With 43 vehicles, 16 houses, and 4 ranches, El Chapo did more than just live large.

The Russians aren't so serious after all. Today's closing ceremony ring presentation poked fun at their embarrassing screw up in the opening ceremony, as you can see in the video of the BBC broadcast above. Maybe Valdimir Putin didn't order anyone's death after all.

The dystopian Olympic games in Sochi finally came to a close today, the last event being an obvious Canadian triumph in hockey. But now that it's all over, we can do the thing that we all came here to do: count up those medals and measure our dicks.

Rob Ford had some good, wholesome fun on Saturday night. At a fundraising event for an organization called The Beat Academy, Toronto's crackhead mayor hilariously jabbed at a drum machine, making his own rap beat.

The hills are no longer alive. Maria von Trapp, member of the infamous pre-Duggars family that escaped Nazi-occupied Austria and inspired Julie Andrews to spin around all over a bunch of hills, died this week of natural causes.

As Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych flees Kiev and is soon to be ousted by some of his own supporters, opposition members stormed his Mezhyhirya village palace, making sure to photograph all they saw along the way. While some hoaxes are tricking non-local reporters, like this ages-old golden toilet throne, the real stuff is a sight to behold. No irony whatsoever in Yanukovych maintaining his own personal animal farm. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy and all that.

According to TMZ, Justin Bieber is looking to buy a massive mansion in Atlanta's tony Buckhead neighborhood because he wants to be close to the city's rap scene lick stripper nipples. The rich people of Buckhead are less than enthused about his move.