5.51K Aleksander Chan 05/04/15 06:43AM Filed to: Election 2016 Election 2016 Good Luck Carly Fiorina Ben Carson Former Hewlett-Packard chief exec Carly Fiorina and retired Johns Hopkins neurosurgeon (and idiot) Ben Carson have officially joined the 2016 presidential race. They’re up against Senators Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Rand Paul for the GOP nomination.