Female Entertainers Are Conspiring to Inflate Beyoncé's Ego
Flawless goddess Beyoncé has plenty of admirers, but recent high-profile endorsements from her peers are almost disturbingly hyperbolic.
We know Beyoncé is a big fan of Beyoncé, but even the humblest of humans would get a big head from the effusive compliments these A-listers are spewing.
Rihanna is only the most recent fangirl, tweeting a photo of Beyoncé with the caption, "This pic could single handedly destroy the self esteem of an entire nation." Basically, kill yourself — you will never be Beyoncé.
And why stop at the United States? Gwyneth Paltrow calls Beyoncé "the most talented human being on the planet." Like Gwyneth, Bey is a triple threat. We must never forget her star-making turn as Austin Powers in Goldmember's Foxy Cleopatra.
Huffington Post notes that even Kim Kardashian has jumped on the "worshipping at Beyoncé's altar" bandwagon. According to the New York Daily News' source — which, OK, we'll take that with a grain of salt — Kim would "live and breathe to hang out with Beyoncé."
Will the praise ever die down? Could Beyoncé's head inflate so big that it actually pops?
I mean, seriously, it's impossible to stay grounded when people would crawl over broken glass to gaze at your glorious visage. Whether or not Beyoncé wants to be Queen of the Universe, celebrity sycophants may have appointed her to the task.
It probably has something to do with the Illuminati.
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