Labor Day is almost upon us, people, which means we need to get in our fix of celebrities of all stripes parading around in next to nothing at the beach. Let's take advantage while we still can!

Heidi Klum, the woman of a million bikinis, hangs out on the beach with her baby seal. Wait, I mean, her baby (comma) Seal. [Images via INF and Flynet]

Someone needs to tell Victoria's Secret model Candace Swanepoel that just because it's called a push-up bra it doesn't mean you actually have to push them up. [Images via Bauer-Griffin]

Orange you glad Halle Berry didn't say banana. Sorry, that joke was sarong. [Pacific Coast News]

Oh to be the thing David Beckham lays down on and takes for a ride. [Images via Splash, Bauer-Griffin]

Apparently Diego Forlan is some sort of football soccer player or something. With abs like that, he could be whatever he wants. [Images via WENN]

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all or look at pictures of Geri Halliwell. [Images via Bauer-Griffin]

This Megalyn Echikunwoke character is on 90210. We hear she's as easy as her name. [Images via Bauer-Griffin]

Paz Vega thinks that wearing a swim suit that fits a 12 year-old she'll stay young forever. [Images via WENN]

Rosie Huntington-Whitely walks the strand pondering the deep existential complexities of Transformers 3: Things That Make You Go Boom. [Images via Bauer-Griffin]