Why did Kris Humphries ditch his wedding ring to carry moving boxes? Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale might be in love. Dina Lohan is shopping a memoir. Kanye's Occupy Wall Street outfit was worth more than $30,000. TGIFriday gossip.
Demi and Ashton go camping and yell at a photographer. After occupying Wall Street, Kanye West went shopping. Jessica Simpson rubs her possibly-pregnant belly. Paz de la Huerta considers herself "one of the rare artists that are left." Tuesday gossip atones.
This photo of Watergate journalist Carl Bernstein attracting bumblebees in Beverly Hills raises questions.
Labor Day is almost upon us, people, which means we need to get in our fix of celebrities of all stripes parading around in next to nothing at the beach. Let's take advantage while we still can!
Heidi Klum, the woman of a million bikinis, hangs out on the beach with her baby seal. Wait, I mean, her baby (comma) Seal. [Images via INF and Flynet]
The death of a reality TV star inspires ruthless rumors. Prince Harry breaks up with his lingerie model girlfriend. Kevin Federline's fifth child is born. Lindsay Lohan goes surfing. Abandon all hope ye who enter Wednesday gossip.
After partying her ass off with her ass out in Cannes, Michelle Rodriguez wore her butt-revealing bikini again in Monaco, where she spent the weekend yachting. Lindsay Lohan : Boobs :: Michelle Rodriguez : Butt. Poor LiLo and MiRo, hopeless hostages to the escape artists of private parts. [Images via Flynet]
Jim Carrey, that nearly forgotten relic of the '90s, tried to improve his image and box office relevance by getting himself a new haircut. It's not working.
Courtney Love offers to "take a metal straw" to Kurt Cobain's remains. Charlie Sheen enters the t-shirt business. Gilbert Gottfried regrets his tsunami jokes. Joe Jonas swears he's not gay. Wednesday gossip communes with the beyond.
Behold: A rare sighting of John Travolta without his wig. In Hawaii celebrating his 57th birthday with wife Kelly Preston, Travolta sat on a swing and allowed the sea breeze to sweep through the small amount of hair he has left.
Suri Cruise, the only toddler in the world capable of "stepping out," hones her heralded fashion sense while shoe-shopping on Vancouver. See the immaculate daughter of Xenu clomp around in heels the way all little girls do, ahead.
[On a yacht in St. Barts, a highly-accessorized Fergie signals a) a passing ship; b) the paparazzi; or c) the deserted island where she just abandoned Will.I.Am. Images via Flynet.]
[Emmy Rossum's face registers surprise as a boot levitates into her open palm at the Beverly Hills Barneys. Image via Flynet.]
[Oprah Winfrey and Russell Crowe sail on Sydney Harbor. Image via Flynet Pictures.]
[Scott Disick, A.K.A. Mr. Kourtney Kardashian, spontaneously performs a random act of kindness that is not at all related to the cameras that just happen to be there while he interacts charitably with a poor. Images via Flynet Pictures]
[Brad Pitt, beardless, feels the cool air gently caress his bare chin while filming his new movie Moneyball. Pic via Flynet.]
[Kate Moss (pictured), Naomi Campbell, Daphne Guinness, and Stella McCartney joined McQueen's family for his funeral earlier today at St. Paul's church in London. All were in black, many were in McQueen. A fitting tribute, indeed. Image via Flynet]
[Society will come to an end now that Katy Perry and Russell Brand are starring in some Bizarro World version of a Norman Rockwell painting while sledding in London today. Image via Flynet]
[Martha Stewart would never tell her dinner guests that she picked up the main course at In-N-Out Burger, which she visited in Las Vegas yesterday. Image via Flynet]
A couple of photo agencies posted up-skirt pictures from the set of Gossip Girl showing co-star Taylor Momsen's panties. We've seen worse from Britney and Paris getting out of a limo, so what's the big deal? Oh, she's only 16!
