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• Relationships: Sean Penn may have a new girlfriend now that he and Robin Wright Penn are divorcing; Nick Lachey appears to have reunited with Vanessa Minnillo; Khloe Kardashian has a new boyfriend; and George Clooney is no longer trying to hide his relationship with Italian TV star Elisabetta Canalis.

• Any interest in being buried near Michael Jackson? Hurry up: Prices for plots in the mausoleum have been going up since Jackson arrived there. [TMZ]
• In other Jackson news, Randy Jackson says the funeral for his brother was "severely disrupted" last week because a helicopter flew overhead. [NYDN]
• NFL linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested over the weekend for allegedly choking and assaulting girlfriend Tila Tequila. [NYDN]
• Charges against a security guard accused of shoving Stephanie Seymour as part of her contentious divorce from Peter Brant have been dropped. [AP]
• Megan Fox says she has "bouts of mild schizophrenia" from time to time, whatever that means. [Us]
• It's not just the government providing bailouts. The rapper Ludacris says he's given away 20 cars to "people in need." [NYDN]
• Jennifer Aniston is supposedly sad because filming has wrapped on The Bounty and she'll no longer get to spend her days with Gerard Butler. [P6]
• What's going on with Jon and Kate Gosselin? We can't bring ourselves to keep up with the latest, but you're more than welcome to. [P6]