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• It looks like it's war between two Hamptons magazines that no one actually reads: A title called Hamptonite is now accusing Devorah Rose's Social Life of destroying copies of its debut issue last weekend. Social Life denies the accusation, although when members of the Real Housewives are involved, anything is possible, really. [P6]
• In A-Rod/Madonna news, the Yankee is still dating Kate Hudson and she's already started "following [him] around." For her part, Madonna is reportedly "livid" at Gwyneth Paltrow because she blames her for setting the two up. [P6, NYDN]
• Rihanna may finally open up about the alleged assault on her by Chris Brown: Prosecutors say they'll subpoena her to appear at a June 22 hearing to decide if there's enough evidence to move ahead with the case. [People]

• Paris Hilton is no fan of The Hills. She says the show is "like, so lame and fake," and says beau Doug Reinhardt won't be returning again. [Us]
• Idol's Adam Lambert may be coming out on the cover of Rolling Stone. [P6]
• The bad blood between Candy Spelling and daughter Tori continues. [E]
• Gisele Bundchen is not pregnant, says Tom Brady. [Us]
• Tom Sizemore was arrested Thursday morning on a drug warrant. [Reuters]
• Nicole Kidman's slightly larger stomach means she's pregs, of course. [P6]
• Demi Moore is going to the UK minus Ashton Kutcher, which can't possibly be a good sign, can it? [DM]
• Were you aware that Danielle Staub from the Real Houswives of New Jersey was once a stripper, drug addict, and alleged kidnapper? [Star-Ledger]
• Wanna see Michael Lohan's mugshot from his recent arrest? Go for it. [TMZ]
• Will Ferrell is in talks to do an Anchorman sequel. [NYDN]
• Beyonce's feet are killing her from the stiletto heels she absolutely insists on wearing on her 110-city world tour. Poor thing. [CM]