Ashley Dupre's reps, who have been negotiating deals on her behalf, say she's interested in "journalism and lounge singing," and that she "sees herself as a kind of Dr. Phil." Appropriately, the $2 million TV offer she's considering would team her up with the producer to reunited Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher. [NYP]
Ivana Trump fell off a banquette at Denise Rich's big party in St. Tropez last week and had to be carried off the boat by husband Rossano Rubicondi. [Page Six]
Silda and Eliot Spitzer were spotted having dinner last week and "made two seconds of eye contact during dinner." [Page Six]
Indiana Jones actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested for drunk driving on Sunday. [NYDN]
The real reason Katie Couric is still at the helm of the CBS Evening News? It might have something to do with a $40 million golden parachute. [Page Six]
Donna Karan and Calvin Klein are apparently on a safari vacation together. [NYDN]
Did Madonna ghost write parts of brother Chris Ciccone's tell-all book as part of a master plan to manipulate the media? [Page Six]
New photos of a makeup-less Madonna outside the Kabbalah center aren't very becoming. [NYDN]
Love birds Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson took the Acela train to Boston last week so they could "feel normal." [Page Six]
Rosie O'Donnell is in talks to to host a new show for NBC, a "2009 version of Carol Burnett." [Fox411]
Are Blake Lively and Penn Badgley getting too close on the Gossip Girl set? [Page Six]
Angelina Jolie has no plans to stop having kids. [MSNBC]
Newark Mayor Cory Booker and Gayle King are still dating. [NYDN]
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson hired a gun-totting security guard to keep watch over their Idaho home, and to make sure the contractor they're suing stays off the property. [Page Six]
Extra's Dayna Devon and Mark McGrath might be getting axed because of low ratings. And Mario Lopez might be their replacement. [Page Six]
Paula Abdul was either having a breakdown outside her gynecologist's office last week or a fit of giggles, depending on who you believe. [Page Six]
Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis is suing his former accountant for blabbing to the feds about his tax fraud problems. [E!]
Mariah Carey is trying to line up a modeling career for Nick Cannon. [Life & Style via MSNBC]
Michael Lohan says all the rumors that Lindsay was hit by a motorcycle this weekend are not true. [NYP]
Donald Trump uses hair spray, not gel, in case you were wondering. [NYDN]
