Christina Aguilera might be enceinte! Her theoretical zygote can have playdates with Nicole Richie's maybe-fetus! [Page Six]
That noted manipulator of the media (seriously, how dare she?) Angelina Jolie is unhappy that Brad Pitt's mom spent part of last weekend hanging out with Jennifer Aniston. [Page Six]
"You taught me how to love and how to be a better man," was Al Reynold's toast to Star Jones on the occasion of his birthday. Yeah, sorry about breakfast. [NYO]
Lindsay Lohan is going to linger a little longer in rehab because "she is taking [it] very seriously this time." [Page Six]
Jim McGreevey and his gay, gay partner are thinking of adopting. [R&M]