Donald Trump’s last-minute, “wounded warrior”-benefiting rally is finally (?) here, featuring special guests Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, and of course—Donald Trump’s beloved veterans. It’s going to be a beautiful mess.

What’s Trump going to say? How long is it going to last? Who else is going to be there? What the hell is happening? Nobody knows, and we can’t wait to find out.

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