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Hamilton Nolan · 11/20/15 03:18PM

Now available for rent in Manhattan: a 360-square-foot “micro-apartment” for $2,750 a month. And in Brooklyn, “5 Great Neighborhoods Where You Can Find a One-Bedroom Under $2,600.” I love this town!

First Pizza Rat and Now There's Cookie Rat

Hamilton Nolan · 11/13/15 12:10PM

“A man with a white pet rat got into an argument with a bodega clerk over the price of a Grandma’s Chocolate Chip cookie, refused to pay and kicked in the store’s glass door as he left, according to police.” Please share this post virally.

Taylor Berman · 11/03/15 04:07PM

Two people were slashed with a razor blade this afternoon on a Manhattan-bound C train near the Ralph Avenue stop in Brooklyn, according to the NYPD. Both victims were hospitalized with minor injuries, and a suspect is in custody.

Wow—You Like the Mets? Wow. 

Hamilton Nolan · 10/12/15 10:45AM

Wow—you like the Mets? Okay—congrats. A thousand apologies for my failure to immediately fall to my knees and worship your great moral courage.

LIRR Service Is All Fucked Up, As Revelation Foretold 

Kelly Conaboy · 09/02/15 10:02AM

For 90 minutes this morning, Long Island Rail Road service was suspended coming into and going out of Penn Station due to “signal trouble.” For 90 minutes this morning, LIRR riders inundated the E, 7, and 2/3 subway lines, as the MTA cross-honored their LIRR fares. For 90 minutes this morning, Satan was released from his prison, deceiving the nations in the four corners of the earth—LIRR and MTA—to gather them for battle.