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Madonna Embarrassing Herself Far in Advance of Big Super Bowl Halftime Show
Emma Carmichael · 02/02/12 05:55PMThe Super Bowl is a mere three days away, which brings us to that painful part of the promotion week where every single person who has even a remote involvement in The Big Game is granted a formulaic press conference. (Sample questions: "Excited about The Big Game?" "Who are you rooting for in The Big Game?" "Is this Big Game bigger than last year's Big Game?")
Barista Uprise, Redux: The Starbucks Barista Strikes Back
Katie Pengra · 02/01/12 07:55PMLast Friday, we published an email from a Starbucks employee we referred to as "Barista X." She had reached out to Gawker to complain about some of the new break room policies at her franchise. We pissed all over her little rant, as did some of you noisy bastard commenters. (Some noisy bastard commenters supported her cause, too.) But Barista X, Katie Pengra, has decided to pen a follow-up for us. To Gawker. To Gawker commenters. To America. We thank her for her contribution.
Celebrating David Letterman's Irrelevance After 30 Years on Television
Drew Magary · 02/01/12 06:45PMNewt Gingrich Not Allowed to Use "Eye of the Tiger," Says Guy Who Wrote "Eye of the Tiger"
Emma Carmichael · 01/31/12 05:01PMThe long, proud tradition of aging rock stars suing republican candidates for using their songs on the trail continued today. Frank Sullivan, Survivor's only true survivor and co-author of the song "Eye of the Tiger," filed a lawsuit against Newt Gingrich, who has taken to entering political rallies while the Rocky theme blasts on the PA system.
Vassar Is Sorry for Accepting 76 Applicants and Then Rejecting Them (UPDATE)
Emma Carmichael · 01/30/12 04:37PMIs This News Anchor Drunk or Just Minnesotan?
Max Read · 12/07/11 05:30PMNews anchor Annie Stensrud of KEYC-TV Mankato, Minn., had some trouble getting through her broadcast on Sunday. Like, could-barely-get-through-a-sentence, slurring-every-third-word trouble. I figured she was drunk, until someone reminded me that most Minnesotans talk funny and have difficulty forming simple thoughts, and that Stensrud's inner Lena was coming out. The most likely scenario, to be honest, is that she's both drunk and Minnesotan, which is a fairly common state of affairs in Minnesota. [via HuffPo]
Poll: Fox News Viewers Less Informed Than Those Who Read No News
TPM · 11/22/11 02:54AMReporter's Quest to Find out 'Who Pooped on the Bank?' Ends on Awkward Note
Lauri Apple · 11/09/11 05:15AMIn this clip, a woman who appears to be an actual news reporter wanders around the Occupy Eureka (California) campsite asking random protesters if they "pooped and peed" on a local bank. Together the reporter and the protesters say the words "poop" and "pee" about 12,000 times—and all for naught, because we never actually find out who pooped and peed on the bank.
Surprise Car Crash Doesn't Faze TV News Reporter
Lauri Apple · 10/27/11 05:14AMWhile Australian TV news journalist Alison Ariotti reports from "the frontlines" of Perth or whatever, a black car rams right into the back of a red car and ha, the person who owns the red car will probably be surprised when they watch the news, eh? Focused Alison doesn't let the crash interrupt her reporting in any discernible way—she just keeps on talking about "the impressive crowds" of English people who are doing something somewhere that maybe involves tombstones. "Curiosity made me want to turn around but professionalism told me to just keep talking," she says. [YouTube]
Fox Camera Person Maybe Still Learning the Ropes
Lauri Apple · 10/22/11 11:12AM Considering that Grand Rapids, Michigan is one of America's hotspots for slick production values, we're somewhat surprised by the poor panning work displayed in this Fox 17 Morning News excerpt. Hey Camera Person, you're supposed to train the camera on the lady who's talking about the gas lines or whatever, not the two anchors who are just sitting there in silence, clutching their mugs full of vodka Nescafe. For our amusement, anchorman Mike Avery responds to the mishap by making a bunch of exaggerated facial expressions that are not only fun to imitate but possibly indicative of a past career in silent movie acting.
3,000 Hours of TV News from 9/11 Is Now Online
Adrian Chen · 08/25/11 12:41PMMocking Boy Dishonors Kardashian Marriage on CNN
Lauri Apple · 08/21/11 10:02AMWhile CNN reporter Kareen Wynter valiantly tried to provide significant details about the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries nuptials to the American people, some kid—some punk—mocked the seriousness of this most historic matrimonial event and related gown news.
TV Station Makes Little, Law-Abiding Boy Sound Thuggish
Lauri Apple · 07/30/11 11:29AMWhy Jet Packs and Live TV Don't Mix
Max Read · 07/16/11 04:45PMSure, you could see this video as a hilarious blooper and warning against live local news teasers involving advanced technology. Or you could see it as a beautiful lesson of failure and redemption, made literal in the person of the stocky wet guy rising from the sea powered only by his jet... pack... thing. [via The Hairpin]
BBC Scotland Is Having a Bad Day
Max Read · 06/18/11 04:16PMYou know those days where nothing seems to go right? And nothing you do seems to fix the problem? BBC Scotland is having one of those days, poor thing. It's okay, guys! No one knows what Rudolph Hess looks like, anyway. And who cares about the weather forecast? It's Scotland! The forecast is: Cloudy! With a chance of fried stuff!
Glenn Beck's Show Has One Month to Live
Richard Lawson · 06/02/11 10:29AMWhite House Suddenly Decides Fake News Is a Bad Thing
John Cook · 05/13/11 11:28AMWhenever you see a photograph of the president making a major address from inside the White House, it's really a picture of him saying "peas and carrots, peas and carrots" after the speech while photographers get their shots. Not anymore, though! For some reason, the White House has decided to stop participating in that particular form of fake-news manufacturing. It will continue to fake other news events, though. [AP, photo via Getty]