new-york
New York City Settles With Family of Eric Garner for $5.9 Million
Hudson Hongo · 07/13/15 10:00PMAndrew Cuomo Just Suspended Part of His Own Gun Control Plan
Brendan O'Connor · 07/11/15 10:15AMOn Friday, in a deal with the State Senate’s Republican majority, Governor Andrew Cuomo (alignment: chaotic evil) agreed to suspend a plan requiring background checks on ammunition sales. This would seem to undermine at least in part the signature gun control measures he passed in his first term as governor.
Specter Detector: Looking for Ghosts in New York's Most Haunted Building
Kelly Conaboy · 07/09/15 01:55PMNY's Most Expensive Restaurant Settles for $500,000 Over Unpaid Tips
Hudson Hongo · 07/02/15 07:30PMManhattan eatery Per Se—named the best restaurant in the city by The New York Times and the third most expensive restaurant in the world by The Daily Meal—has agreed to pay waitstaff $500,000 for allegedly withholding money from workers that a “reasonable patron” would consider to be tips, Reuters reports.
Eat, Buy, Do: An Explayna for the Perfect New York Summa
Dayna Evans · 07/02/15 02:45PMNew York in the summer: a place where people go to eat food, buy things, and do shit. Any number of websites will tell you how to achieve maximum fun potential from June to September, squeezing apple juice from the Statue of Liberty until the well has run dry. Why not let me explayn it to you instead?
Cops: Mom Tied 4-Year-Old Son to Bush While Babysitting Other Kids
Hudson Hongo · 07/01/15 07:40PM12 Prison Employees Suspended Following Big-Dicked Murderer’s Escape
Taylor Berman · 06/30/15 11:27AMQueens' Hottest New Bar Is "The Most Radioactive Place in New York City"
Jordan Sargent · 06/24/15 01:32PMLast week, a new bar and restaurant in Ridgewood, Queens called Nowadays opened to fawning press. New York’s Grub Street said it “aims to be your backyard hangout for the whole summer.” Gothamist, meanwhile, said it “looks like a summertime paradise,” which is true if you imagined paradise is located directly next to a radioactive waste site.
Dollar-Slice Pizza Employees Work 70-Hour Weeks for Minimum Wage: Suit
Andy Cush · 06/22/15 03:50PMSearch for Escaped Murderer With Huge Dick Extends Into Vermont
Hudson Hongo · 06/10/15 07:30PMIf You Meet This Insane Escaped Killer, Don't Believe His Marine Tattoo
Adam Weinstein · 06/09/15 02:15PMWe know Richard Matt is a convicted killer on the loose. We know, thanks to my colleague Jordan Sargent, that “Matt is very handsome and, in all frankness, very well endowed.” Now we also know that Matt, for some weird reason, has this massive Marine Corps tattoo, even though the Marines say he never served.
Hampton Jitney: Sorry We've Been Running Late (Blame Bill de Blasio)
Alex Pareene · 06/04/15 05:01PMThe Hampton Jitney is a private bus line that takes well-off New York City residents from the city to the Long Island towns where well-off New York City residents enjoy spending summer weekends. Lately, some of those buses have experienced delays. One can only imagine the effect sitting in traffic must have on the already enervating class anxiety felt by Jitney riders who cannot, as their betters do, charter weekly helicopters.