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Golden-Hearted Couple Saves Three Dumpster-Diving Bears from Unhappy Ending
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/26/12 10:25AMThree bear cubs had to be rescued by a New Mexico couple and their ladder after getting stuck inside a dumpster in Ruidoso.
Scofflaw Spends Night in Jail For Failing to Return Overdue Copy of 'Twilight' to Library
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/29/12 03:06PMFirefighters Finally Making Progress Against Largest Fire in New Mexico History
Louis Peitzman · 06/03/12 02:44PMMan Banned From City Hall Amid Lap-Dancing Controversy is Elected Mayor
Emma Carmichael · 03/07/12 01:22PMThe Harrowing Before-and-After Photos of Two Years in Solitary
Max Read · 01/27/12 01:24PMOn the left: Stephen Slevin in 2005, when he was arrested in New Mexico's Dona Ana County on suspicion of driving under the influence and driving a stolen vehicle (Slevin says the car was lent to him by a friend). On the right: Slevin in 2007, just before he was released after spending nearly all of two years in solitary confinement in the county jail.
Gary Johnson Will Run for Top Republican Screwer-Overer
Jim Newell · 12/21/11 12:55PMFormer New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson has dropped out of the Republican presidential race. He rarely ever polled above 8 — people, not percentage points. He made a popular Rush Limbaugh joke about doggie poop during one of the two debates in which he appeared. He took his shirt off for the papers and rode a bike. He courted pagans, online gamblers, and other knaves. And now he will run for the Libertarian party nomination, and maybe decide the presidential election.
New Mexico Attorney General Warns Against the Molesty Charms of Pedobear
Seth Abramovitch · 11/29/11 01:39AMPedobear! You know him as the internet superstar who brings joy to millions as a cuddly harbinger of child predation. But not everyone finds the concept of a pervy virtual Easter Bunny to be utterly delightful. In 2010, the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department issued a warning claiming that Pedobear had been "adopted as a mascot" by pedophiles. (It was a perfectly logical assumption, seeing as how child molesters have long sought a highly recognizable cartoon symbol to align themselves with, that they might be more readily identified amidst the general population.) Now, the New Mexico Attorney General's Office has made it a top priority to alert parents to the furry, lollipop-wielding menace in our midst.
Woman Loses Scalp During Vicious Fight With Ex-Friend
Lauri Apple · 11/04/11 08:30AMUnless you're into the tonsured monk look, you should probably avoid pissing off Gabriela Nunez—a 19-year-old bouffant-ed brawler from Las Cruces, New Mexico who allegedly ripped the scalp off another woman during a particularly intense fight. She must have one hell of a hand-gripper exercise regimen.
Woman Stabs Boyfriend Repeatedly for Cheating at Monopoly
Brian Moylan · 10/27/11 04:22PMLaura Chavez, a 60 year-old New Mexican, was drinking and playing a nice game of Monopoly with her grandson and her boyfriend, Clyde "Butch" Smith. When Chavez suspected Smith of cheating, she sent her grandson to bed and proceeded to hit Smith over the head with a bottle and then stabbed him repeatedly with a kitchen knife.
American-Born Radical Cleric Killed in Yemen
Lauri Apple · 09/30/11 06:20AMMan Pleads Guilty to Serving Woman Yogurt with His Semen in It
Brian Moylan · 09/29/11 08:32PMWhy You Shouldn't Make Fun of Dancers
Lauri Apple · 09/11/11 12:57PMWoman Doesn't Want to Pay for $1K Body Cavity Search for Some Reason
Lauri Apple · 09/06/11 08:31AMNewspaper Uses Wrong Officer's Pic for Car Hood Sex Cop Article
Lauri Apple · 09/04/11 01:09PMCar Hood Sex Cop Fired
Lauri Apple · 09/03/11 03:44PMSurveillance Camera Catches Cop Having Sex on the Hood of a Car
Matt Cherette · 08/31/11 01:05AMHere's a local news report that features photos, obtained from a surveillance camera, of a uniformed New Mexico State Police officer using the hood of a car to give one woman a full cavity search, if you catch my drift. The officer in question hasn't been fired as of yet, but he's now the subject of an internal affairs investigation related to his own, uh, internal affair. [KOB]
Mayor's City Sued for Contracts He Signed While Drunk
Jim Newell · 08/04/11 11:58AMHats off to Sunland Park, New Mexico Mayor Martin Resendiz, for making the useless invalids in Washington look vaguely — vaguely — competent in comparison! Because it turns out that Mayor Resendiz only signed those nine contracts with the company that is now suing his city for seven figures because he was really, really drunk.