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Dad Busted for Injecting Heroin Into Nine-Year-Old Son's Neck
Lauri Apple · 07/16/11 04:07PMPimping Professor Case Nabs University President, Prostitute Named 'Krispi Kreme'
Maureen O'Connor · 06/23/11 03:36PM'Bundles' of Cocaine Floating in New Mexico Lake
Jeff Neumann · 04/25/11 05:03AMA small plane crashed yesterday in New Mexico's Lake Heron, and there are no reports of survivors. However, shortly after the crash, police told the Santa Fe New Mexican that "several packages began surfacing," referring to packages of cocaine. Police have cordoned off the area and will dutifully report every last gram of cocaine that is retrieved from the lake.
Disgusting Crime Involves 'Semen-Tainted Yogurt Sample'
Maureen O'Connor · 02/07/11 05:52PMSled Zeppelin
Max Read · 01/03/11 01:02AMClerk Stops Robbery with Empanadas
Max Read · 12/01/10 03:23AMPolitician Accuses Opponent of 'Big Fat Boners'
Maureen O'Connor · 10/25/10 11:19AMCops Raid Middle School Looking for Weed, Find Tomatoes
Max Read · 10/05/10 08:13PMTeenager Who Pooped in Wrong Car Won't Go to Jail
Max Read · 09/30/10 12:18AMGoodwill Store Gets a Gun, Drugs, Explosives In Donation Box
Jeff Neumann · 09/05/10 09:26AMThree Dead in Albuquerque Office Shooting
Max Read · 07/12/10 08:15PMWhen Drinking Games Go Wrong: Prosthetic Limb Edition
Jeff Neumann · 07/11/10 09:30AMVal Kilmer to Neighbors: Sorry for Calling You Drunks
Max Read · 06/24/10 12:45AMWashed Up Actor Val Kilmer Is the World's Worst Neighbor
Brian Moylan · 06/21/10 03:48PMPolice Use 16 Cops, Helicopter to Break Up Underage Parties
Max Read · 06/01/10 12:12AMArizona: The Southwest's Pariah State
Jeff Neumann · 05/13/10 04:35AMNew Mexico Couple Hosts Raucous Celebration for a Pole
Frank Cozzarelli · 03/24/10 12:46PMThis couple waited two months for a power pole to be installed on their land, and decided to celebrate its erection with skydivers, a parade, a feast, and a shaman blessing. Not since Festivus has a pole been so venerated.