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ConAgra Forced to Apologize for Tricking Bloggers Into Eating ConAgra Food
Hamilton Nolan · 09/07/11 08:35AMFood conglomerate ConAgra, maker of all remaining food, hired the PR firm Ketchum for a fun promotional stunt: it would invite a bunch of food bloggers to a fancy dinner at an Italian restaurant, then reveal that they'd actually been served frozen ConAgra food-like products instead of real food. Mirth and delight would ensue! Alas, ConAgra and Ketchum should have watched the old Chris Farley skit more closely.
CNN Thinks All Tripolis Look the Same
Adrian Chen · 08/23/11 10:03AMMichele Bachmann Says Dumb Things Because She's Always Talking
Lauri Apple · 08/21/11 03:39PMNivea Pulls That One Ad That Looked Crazy Racist
Hamilton Nolan · 08/19/11 09:41AMDick-Snip Vic to Cock Chop Doc: You Prick
Hamilton Nolan · 08/18/11 08:14AMShep Smith Talks 'Cock' on Live TV
Hamilton Nolan · 08/15/11 05:12PMNYPD Can't Stop Leaving Documents in Trashcans
Hamilton Nolan · 07/28/11 09:19AMWoman's 'Rowr, I'm a Cougar' Prank Results in Gunfire
Lauri Apple · 07/27/11 11:12AMEarly Monday, Vilas County, Wisconsin sheriff's deputy Ty Peterson spotted a cougar—no, not a mythical, middle-aged, sex-seeking ladyhuman, but a large pouncey cat—prowling around in his backyard. Using this information, a relative of Peterson's decided to play a practical joke on him. It succeeded—in a way.
Parsing the Wall Street Journal's Catastrophic News Corp Defense
Hamilton Nolan · 07/18/11 08:37AMEven in the deepest, most gloomy depths of the worst scandal of a lifetime, Rupert Murdoch cannot contain his fundamental not-giving-a-fuck-about-public-opinion nature. It permeates every level of News Corp, the company he made in his image. But it is possible—believe it or not!—for public opinion to overwhelm even the staunchest self-justification.
The Dumbest Way to Pick a Personal Trainer
Hamilton Nolan · 06/24/11 11:47AMNews arrives today that fancy gym Equinox is instructing all of its personal trainers to spend the next few weeks getting in extra-good shape, because the company is about to start making them wear fancy new "form-fitting tops" that will be unflattering to anyone with a stray millimeter of body fat. This is fantastic news, because it will cause the vain rich people who go to Equinox to select their personal trainers on the dumbest possible criteria.
What Were These Two Guys Doing on the Early Show This Morning?
Brian Moylan · 06/20/11 01:19PMThis morning, the anchors of the Early Show were caught off guard when the show accidentally cut to two men doing something.
The $36,000 Pee
Max Read · 06/16/11 09:38PMA 21-year-old gentleman from Molalla, Ore., was caught peeing in one of Portland's major reservoirs (in Mt. Tabor Park, pictured), leading the city to drain the entire thing—all 7.8 million gallons—at a cost of more than $36,000. Of course an uncovered reservoir probably has a lot of gross things in it: Dead rodents, for example, and pee from other animals. And even if the guy had drunk an entire Big Gulp, we're talking at most about eight ounces of urine, in nearly 8 million gallons of water. Portland Water Bureau administrator David Schaff does not care: "Do you want to drink pee?" he asked The Oregonian. [Oregonian]
Crane Drops Swimming Pool, Causes Intense Swearing Situation
Maureen O'Connor · 06/13/11 05:11PMPreparing to wire swimming pool in suburban Minnesota, an electrician passed the time playing with his cellphone. He was videotaping a construction crane placing the pool into the homeowner's backyard when the crane tipped over, crushing the house and causing the most impassioned swearing spree I have ever heard on YouTube. (Fast forward to 1:50 for abridged version.)
Chris Brown Got a Really Ugly New Tattoo
Brian Moylan · 06/03/11 03:28PMSchool Fools Bother Diplomat's Daughter: Key to the City for Pretty Kiddie?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/25/11 08:57AMKrittika Biswas is a high school senior in Queens and the daughter of the vice consul of the Indian Consulate in New York. Earlier this year, she was perp-walked out of school, arrested, held for a day in central booking, and spent a month at a school "suspension center," all for allegedly sending email threats "with references to rape and prostitution" to two of her teachers. Except she didn't.
Reporter Admits the Awful Truth: 'I'm Stupid'
Hamilton Nolan · 05/23/11 10:11AMIntern Sent Mass Email About Moist Mom Vaginas
Maureen O'Connor · 04/22/11 03:43PMTim Pawlenty Tries Too Hard to Run for President
Max Read · 04/12/11 07:33PMClick to viewFormer Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty is trying too hard again: The Republican, who hasn't officially announced his presidential candidacy, told CNN's Piers Morgan "I'm running for president" only to have his spokesman Alex Conant quickly downplayed the statement, saying "He will have a formal announcement about running for president later this spring." Tim! Chill out! You're going to ruin this for everyone! [CNN]
Radiation Levels at Fukushima Aren't 10 Million Times Higher Than Normal
Adrian Chen · 03/27/11 04:23PMWhen is it good news to hear that radiation levels are 100,000 times higher than normal? When you at first thought they were 10 million times higher. Officials at Japan's stricken nuclear power plant say readings of staggeringly high radiation levels in water leaking from a reactor were mistaken. From the AP: