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Watch Beyoncé Fight Obesity In Electric Green Leg Warmers
Seth Abramovitch · 04/27/11 12:21AMBarack Obama Made More Money Than You Did Last Year
Jim Newell · 04/18/11 02:18PMThe White House has released Barack and Michelle Obama's 2010 tax returns! These grifters really cashed in, too: $1,728,096 in adjusted gross income, mostly from book royalties. How much did you poor slugs make last year in the last remaining American profession, selling handjobs outside the T.G.I. Friday's? Probably not $1,728,096 in adjusted gross income! We need a fellow poor guy like Donald Trump in the Oval Office, soon.
Oprah to Interview the Obamas
Seth Abramovitch · 04/13/11 02:36AMMichelle Obama's Old Neighborhood is the Unhealthiest in America
Richard Lawson · 03/30/11 05:21PMFirst Lady Michelle Obama, who has the nerve and audacity and dare I say uppitiness to want our children to eat better and live healthier, ought to be knocked down to her proper place upon hearing this: Illinois's 1st Congressional District, which includes Obama's South Side Chicago home turf, ranks 430th out of 436th in a new national health and well-being survey, and dead last in the "healthy behavior category." Boom.
The Strange Secret World of Michelle Obama's Fashion Department
Brian Moylan · 02/22/11 12:45PMRush Limbaugh Calls Michelle Obama Fat
Max Read · 02/22/11 02:09AMMichelle Obama's Top Secret Love Advice
Adrian Chen · 02/13/11 07:30PMMichelle and Barack Obama's marriage shines like a beacon of hope across our divorce-strewn land. If they can keep it together through grueling elections and harrowing national crises, surely the rest of us can. Now Michelle is spilling the secret to the super-strong love cement that holds them together just in time for Valentine's Day—her Guaranteed Love Cure for Couples. Misery, Begone!
Michelle Obama Stops by GMA to Talk About the Health of Our Troops
Madeleine Davies · 01/28/11 03:30PMMichelle Obama Gets Blamed for Pedestrian Deaths
Jim Newell · 01/20/11 04:51PMMichelle Obama's Arms Take Down Wal-Mart
Hamilton Nolan · 01/20/11 03:47PMThey Say It's Her Birthday
Brian Moylan · 01/17/11 06:50PMWelcome Back to Wintery Washington, Obama Family!
Jim Newell · 01/04/11 03:21PMHere's a Two-Minute Encapsulation of Sarah Palin's Utter Delusion
Matt Cherette · 12/20/10 12:19AMHere's a clip from tonight's Sarah Palin's Alaska. Watch as Palin condescendingly pretends to be domestic, insults Michelle Obama, dances around the issue of daughter Willow's boyfriend, and defends giving her children lots of freedom—all in two minutes!