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Hamilton Nolan · 04/27/09 04:15PMCreepy People on The Internet: 'The Schnoz'
Hamilton Nolan · 04/25/09 01:00PMLaid-Off Finance Guys Bringing Some Order to This Whole 'Homemaking' Thing
Hamilton Nolan · 04/23/09 09:38AMThe Cause of and Solution To Piracy: Women
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Hamilton Nolan · 02/25/09 03:03PMFive Creepy Old Men Who Should Settle Down (And One Who's Cool)
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Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/09 09:11AMWomen: Horny
Hamilton Nolan · 01/25/09 12:00PMMalcolm Gladwell is the Key to The Game
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Hamilton Nolan · 01/08/09 11:49AMHey, Mr. Mom: Your Wife Wants To Bang Don Draper
Hamilton Nolan · 10/15/08 10:58AMHey, fey Park Slope stay-at-home dad who's taking care of the kids and cooking dinner because you've been freed from the yoke of oppressive gender roles: your wife wants to fuck a real man! A swarthy, hard-drinking, two-timing, emotionally distant sex hound who's not going to stop in the middle of things and think about whether he packed the kids' lunches properly. Sorry, Park Slope dad; your wife thinks you're a pussy. And you know who else thinks you're a pussy? The New York Observer. (Wow, that's bad!). They got in touch directly with your womenfolk, and they're all fantasizing about Don Draper, the heroic asshole star of Mad Men:
Actual Proof That Details Is Gay
Hamilton Nolan · 10/08/08 03:55PMEver since gay men's magazine Details launched, sharp-sighted observers—those with two eyeballs—have pointed out that it is, essentially, a gay magazine. We were writing about it five years ago! It's led to years and years of jokes about the magazine's gay contests and gay covers and gay vending machines. But now, at long last, we have actual proof that Details is, without a doubt, a solid member of the homosexual magazine cabal: One of our tipsters subscribes to different magazines under different names, in order to smoke out those that are selling his name to various marketers. He's a Details subscriber. And lo and behold, which other magazine just sent him a discount voucher? The Advocate—the oldest LGBT magazine in America: