Drunk Girls Will Get Cancer
Well I reckon if they found out that jerking off gives men cancer, then it's only fair that they also found out that drinking gives women cancer. Thanks science!
A new study involving nearly 1.3 million middle-aged British women — the largest ever to examine alcohol and cancer in women — found that just one glass of chardonnay, a single beer or any other type of alcoholic drink per day increases the risk of a variety of cancers.
As long as women sit around masturbating while men get drunk everything will be fine.
