Who knew that many movie classics—from Scarface, to The Wizard of Oz, to Citizen Kane, to Star Wars, and more—could be improved so greatly just by swapping out a famous line for some Mel Gibson nonsense? Video inside.
We've heard Mel Gibson tell Oksana Grigorieva she "deserved" getting punched. Now, a fight about his daughter: "You hit me and you hit her, while she was in my hands." Mel's response: "You need a fucking kick up the ass."
JULY 20 — We've heard Mel Gibson tell Oksana Grigorieva she "deserved" getting punched. Now, a fight about his daughter: "You hit me and you hit her, while she was in my hands." Mel's response: "You need a fucking kick up the ass." LISTEN »
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This is the house where Mel Gibson lives. It is where he allegedly punched ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, and where he sat when he yelled into the phone that she "fucking deserved it." Wouldn't you like a virtual tour?
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Mel Gibson just sold his $24 million mansion outside of New York, and has put his Malibu home up for sale. He's told friends he's moving back to Australia, where his screams will echo across the outback. [Daily Mail]
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Before their hair-raising, curse-strewn telephone calls were the talk of the tabloids, Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson made a music video together. Mel directed Oksana dodging flying knives and writhing rhapsodically in a fire. In retrospect? Kinda creepy.
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"You know what mean is now, don't you?" Mel Gibson taunts ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva in the latest phone recording. Then, a revelation: "I don't have any fucking money... I have to sell my box at the Lakers game."
Now we know why Oksana and Mel fought over her dentist: He was helping her leave her abuser. Kelly Osbourne breaks up with her model boyfriend. Angela Jolie is going to Comic Con. Thursday gossip is in a dark place.
Have you seen this website, I Write Like? It's pretty simple: You paste some text, it "analyzes" the writing, and matches it to a famous author. So who does Mel Gibson rant like? What if I told you Margaret Atwood?
Here goes Whoopi Goldberg getting mad at bloggers for getting mad at her for defending crazy Cujo racist Mel Gibson. She makes some nuanced point about racism or whatever, but really the whole point is: Whoopi Goldberg knows celebrities!