On day three of the Mel Gibson saga, Whoopi addressed criticism she received after saying, "Mel Gibson is not a racist." Not surprisingly, she singled out the blogosphere for misinterpreting her remarks, and told everyone to kiss her sweet behind.

Remember the jacuzzi fight from Mel Gibson rant #2, in which he threatens to kill ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva over a hot tub date? Gibson's latest phone recording returns to the topic, with Gibson demanding a blowjob before he commits arson.

Too sensitive to listen to Mel Gibson's curse-strewn, rape-threatening phone rants? Too bored to read the transcripts? Try these visual aids, created by plugging his fights with ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva into Wordle. The words he said most often are biggest.

Yesterday on The View, Whoopi Goldberg defended Mel Gibson and said, "He's not a racist." (Video here.) Today, Goldberg continued to make her unlikely case, this time going after Gibson's ex Oksana Grigorieva and implying she's a golddigger. Video inside.

The third prong of Mel Gibson's phone-recorded self-immolation has arrived. A phone call in which he uses the word "wetback"—as well as calls Oksana Grigorieva a "cunt," "bitch," "whore," and every other abusive epithet in the books—has surfaced.

Originally aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Mel showcases his craziness in a portrayal of the founder of KFC, aptly titled, "The Colonel". If only The Patriot was this good Mel still might have some fans.

On The View today, the ladies held a discussion about Mel Gibson and the recording of his obscenity-laden phone call with ex Oksana Grigorieva. During the chat, Whoopi Goldberg repeatedly defended Gibson and insisted he's not a racist. Video inside.

Last week, a jaw-dropping phone recording of Mel Gibson using the N-word surfaced online. Today, a second recording emerges: Eight minutes of Gibson threatening to kill ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva and saying she "fucking deserved" to be punched in the face.

Mel Gibson gets dropped by his talent agency. Ryan Seacrest picks up the tab. Lindsay Lohan won't be able to smoke in prison. James Franco dishes on fake sex with Julia Roberts. Saturday's gossip roundup looks like a Vegas Whore.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness the end of Mel Gibson's career: The recording of Gibson telling his ex-girlfriend she resembles a "fucking pig in heat" and would be "raped by a pack of niggers" has emerged online.

To keep up with all the rumors they're starting, Katy and Russell will need one thousand and one nights of non-stop ceremonies. Cops investigate Mel Gibson. Elle MacPherson is sorry she ate an endangered animal. TGIFriday gossip.

Mel Gibson allegedly ranted against "wetbacks" on tape. Previous tirades include the N-word and anti-Semitism. Wouldn't it be nice if you could read every terrible thing Gibson has said, all in one place? Look no further. Updated with more quotes!

Lindsay's "fuck u" manicure was "a joke," but her Cato Institute-quoting tweets aren't. New Mel Gibson tapes apparently show him telling Oksana she "deserved" physical abuse. Ryan Seacrest's beard commits—with sexy photos? Thursday gossip speaks truth to power.

Britney doesn't want her kids to be famous. A Real Housewife leaves a stroller unattended and two kids nearly die in a swimming pool. Heidi Montag's mom is "mourning the loss of a child." Wednesday gossip has maternal anxieties.

Speaking of unforgivable crimes: Radar claims to have a tape of Mel Gibson telling ex Oksana Grigorieva "You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault."

In her moment of need, LiLo looked to her mother, and her mother called a camera crew. Mel Gibson's ex says he knocked her teeth out with his fist. Chris Brown cried in public. Don't call Monday gossip a comeback.

Mel Gibson is either a hero or a villain. Emma Watson dates an indie rocker. Mena Suvari: Married! Zach Morris: Divorced! The other Randy Jackson: speaking out! Sunday's Gossip Roundup is glitchy, not bitchy.

Mel Gibson's girlfriend says he beat her. Kristen Stewart is conflicted about the whole "virginal" thing. Gary Coleman penis video: leaked. Justin Bieber's mom is not a Playboy model. Saturday's gossip roundup is showing off its curves.

LiLo faces two hours of questioning about blowing lines and driving drunk. Kate Gosselin's face is full of botched Botox. Courtney Love is an expert on Harvard. Mel Gibson gets restraining order against the mother of his child. TGIFriday gossip.

Will Lindsay playing a porn star destroy her career (more?). Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are no longer fighting, physically or emotionally. Mel Gibson may have had sex with a porn producer. Sunday's gossip roundup is strangely porn-y.