masturbation
Police Arrest Man Masturbating While Holding Armless Mannequin
Max Read · 08/09/10 02:17AMWork of Art's Miles is Excited to See Jaclyn Masturbate
Lissette Aguilar · 07/28/10 11:39PMIn another team challenge, the six remaining artists were asked to create pieces based on "opposing themes." In this clip, master-manipulator Miles convinces his teammate Jaclyn to take nude pictures of herself masturbating to represent their male/female theme.
A Pervert Defends the Right to Masturbate in Public
Maureen O'Connor · 07/27/10 02:39PMHave You Seen This Masturbating Gentleman?
Maureen O'Connor · 07/26/10 04:30PMRachael Ray Has an Uncomfortable Talk about Masturbation
James O'Donnell · 07/21/10 01:19PMToday in Regional News
Richard Lawson · 06/10/10 01:12PMHandjobs for Handicrafts
Daniel Barnum-Swett · 04/16/10 04:25PMA pottery demonstration takes a perverse turn for the worse when the instructor unintentionally teaches masturbation technique in the guise of ceramics skills.
Masturbation is Different in Cougar Town
Rachel Simpson · 04/01/10 02:34PMChristopher Hitchens' Gay Prep School Sex a Window into Horny Teenage Bicuriosity
Maureen O'Connor · 03/28/10 08:18PMWhat's Tiger Doing in Sex Rehab? Benoit Denizet-Lewis Knows
Maureen O'Connor · 01/19/10 04:56AMCarrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
Maureen O'Connor · 11/10/09 04:05AMOf all the excuses and explanations Carrie Prejean made for her sex tape on Hannity last night, only one—that she was a teenager when she made the video—makes sense. For TMZ, that is.
College Paper Uproar: Masturbation Masturbation Masturbation
Hamilton Nolan · 10/06/09 02:37PMCarradine Death Looks Like Sex Gone Wrong
Hamilton Nolan · 06/05/09 09:01AMStudy: Jerking Off Now Will Kill You Later
Hamilton Nolan · 01/26/09 11:48AMChe Guevara: Big Masturbator?
Hamilton Nolan · 12/11/08 11:52AMErnest Borgnine's Secret To Aging Well: Self Abuse
Richard Lawson · 08/14/08 11:00AMPoseidon Adventure thespian Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old and hale and hearty and writing books. What's the secret to his vim and vigor, the bozos at Fox & Friends wanted to know. So Borgy leaned in close and whispered-apparently unaware of that newfangled "micro phonic" technology-"I masturbate a lot." Then everyone's heads exploded. Including Borgy's. (Do you get the gross joke that I just made?) Clip is above. [via BWE]
Masturbation At New York Times Alleged By Super-Friendly Copy Editor
Hamilton Nolan · 08/11/08 11:17AMLet's just put it out there: copy editors are vaguely creepy. There they sit in their corner, poring over pages while all the reporters and (other) editors are doing the real, sexy work of journalism. What makes someone want to be a copy editor in the first place? Could it be... sexual perversion? (Kidding of course! We love copy editors, platonically). Charles Cretella, a veteran New York Times copy editor, is now going to court over a sexual harassment case that centers on-you guessed it-a fellow copy editor, who was masturbating at work. Goodness. The strange details: Cretella says the Times didn't give him a promotion because he was falsely charged with sexually harassing a new 33-year-old copy editor that Cretella was training. Very enthusiastically:
Em & Lo Need Some Masturbation Advice
Hamilton Nolan · 07/23/08 03:34PMSee, this is why I will always stand behind Profnet as my preferred place for reporters to find sources for bizarre stories, no matter what cheaper competition comes along: because of Profnet's unparalleled sophomoric joke opportunities! For example, are you an expert on masturbation and all of its ins-and-outs, ha? Well "Em" of "Em & Lo," sex book authors and your source for "all things love, sex, and star related," wants to talk to you right away! And she'll happily promote your masturbation projects in return:
Heeb Magazine Ad Will Make You Laugh Hysterically, Throw Up Everywhere
Maggie · 01/16/08 04:34PMEver indulged in a little autoeroticism to images of Sarah Silverman or Natalie Portman and then wished with all your heart and soul that you might be rid of your cursed goy-tell foreskin, just so they might consider, ever so fleetingly, nailing you? Can't say that I have, per se, but the latest promo ad at Jewish hipster bible Heeb Magazine will show you the way. NSFW, if you think your boss might be uncomfortable with a WASPY 16-year-old hacking into his Gentile genitalia. Though really, what finally puts him over the edge might be more disturbing.