On Tuesday, an attacker believed to have stabbed multiple people after crashing into a Macy’s store in Massachusetts was shot by an off-duty police officer, WCVB-TV reports. Authorities say two victims and the suspect have died.

A traveling group of flim-flammin’ hip-hoppers has the town of Charlton, Massachusetts on edge, the Associated Press reports. Local police warned residents recently that these jiggy-wiggy baggy pants boys might approach their children and challenge them to “spit some bars” with them.

On Tuesday, Bill Clinton sprinted around Massachusetts, putting in appearances at a variety of polling places, stumping for his wife, and skirting state rules for Election Day campaigning. One New Bedford woman posted a video showing long lines that accrued as voters were forced to wait for Clinton to leave.

Okay, so Massachusetts has a plan to establish an island colony of poisonous rattlesnakes. On purpose. Okay.

On Sunday, a small plane crashed into a house in Plainville, Massachusetts, killing all three on board and leaving the residence “fully engulfed” in flames, CBS News reports.

After weeks of public records requests by the Boston Globe, Massachusetts’ Salem State University has disclosed the fact that it paid $170,000 to good looking football guy Tom Brady to come talk on its campus.

Like middle school children stuffed into their own lockers, the Tewksbury, Mass., police department resorted to paying off hackers who locked them out of their own computer files.

Dr. Seuss, the guy who rhymed everything in all those books you read as a kid (or as an adult, no judgment), will be honored with a museum to his work in Springfield, Massachusetts set to open in mid-2016. According to a press release, the museum will be called The Amazing World of Dr. Seuss Museum, which is a huge stupid mistake.

Lindsay McNamara was arrested last month after she walked up to the booth in the lobby of the Framingham, Ma. police station and threw uncooked pieces of sausage and bacon from a Dunkin' Donuts box.

F&R Auto Sales in Freeport, Ma. has revealed themselves as cheapskates: In security footage of their office from this past Saturday, a group of employees can be seen berating the pizza delivery driver they forced to return the $7 in change he mistook for a tip.

If you've followed the news lately, it can be tough to maintain faith in America's courts, but one judge in Massachusetts is doing his best to renew the public's trust, one fly pair of kicks at a time.

"I'm here to feed the pigs." According to The Boston Globe, that's what a Massachusetts woman said on Friday before throwing a Dunkin' Donuts box full of sausage and bacon at the front desk of the Framingham police station.

Two cofounders of the New England Compounding Center in Framingham, Mass. and 12 others were arrested by federal authorities this morning in connection to a 2012 fungal meningitis outbreak. Steroids tainted with black mold traced back to the compounding pharmacy infected more than 750 people and left 64 dead.

As winter's frostbitten hand bitch-slaps the east coast with flurries, two men emerge from the frozen tundra in Worcester, Ma. to make what appears to be a drug deal as a very enthusiastic reporter tells everyone: snow day!

Police in Springfield, Massachusetts say a spat between building tenants about dog poop turned into something far shittier on Saturday: a less-than-neighborly double stabbing.

A Massachusetts woman has been charged with assault after yanking the false teeth out of a bartender’s mouth and then throwing a beer bottle at her.

Should Massachusetts secede from Eastern Time to get away from its soul-killing 4:11 p.m. sunsets? Yes, of course it should. As should New York.

Police in Saugus, Massachusetts are searching for a man who is accused of drugging, raping, and leaving for dead a 16-year-old girl. He, along with two others involved in the assault, allegedly posted video of the rape to the photo and video sharing app Snapchat.

This is an axe in a windshield on I-95 in Massachusetts. How did this particular axe get in that particular windshield, not far from that particular woman's head? The Massachusetts State Police explain: