Roaming Pack of Battle Rappers Terrorizes Tiny Massachusetts Town

A traveling group of flim-flammin’ hip-hoppers has the town of Charlton, Massachusetts on edge, the Associated Press reports. Local police warned residents recently that these jiggy-wiggy baggy pants boys might approach their children and challenge them to “spit some bars” with them.

The doob-chooglin’ bling-blangers reportedly exited a black SUV and asked a group of teens if they wanted to battle. The Charlton Police Department explained in a Community Notice posted to Facebook:

On 3-12-2016 approximately 3:00 p.m. a black SUV with 2-3 male occupants, in their late teens/early 20s, pulled up to three young teenage boys on Dresser Hill Road.

One of the males, with brown hair and a pale complexion, wearing a gray T-shirt, gray pants and open-toed sandals, exited the vehicle and started rapping while the other occupants of the vehicle began asking they boys if they wanted to “spit some bars” (Rap lingo) with them. Boys declined, and the SUV drove off.

Police are investigating the incident, but do not believe it was an attempted abduction. If any readers have information about this dangerous gang of hoity-toity tater-tots (rap lingo), they are encouraged to contact authorities at 508-248-2250.