Despite being Contributing Editor of Vogue, Andre Leon Talley shocked us all this morning by confusing the rich buttery bread Brioche with the Chignon, a french twist hairstyle. Zut alors!

Mira Sorvino stopped by The Martha Stewart Show today to plug her latest role, but instead gave everyone an eyeful. When Martha inquired about Mira's broken foot, she lifted it up for the camera, leaving very little to the imagination.

Terrorizing the crafting corner of their former elementary school, Kathie Lee and Martha must have been real trouble makers. This morning on Martha's show the pair discuss being locked in closets and rebelling against their brownie troops.

We were too busy watching all our favorite shows simultaneously on TV last night to attend the fancy soiree Vanity Fair threw for the opening of the Tribeca Film Festival. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there in our stead.

It's April 20. Because the stoner lexicon refers to reefer as "420," the date's become synonymous with celebrating the high life. Instead of posting a list of stars who already smoke up, here are a bunch of people who should.

Martha and Rachel Maddow demonstrated that no spring treat is complete without breaking out the powertools. Here Martha once again proves that she wears the pants in her kitchen. Eat your heart out, Rachel!

Just friends or bust friends? America's most respected scandal sheet reports that our nemesis Martha Stewart is trying to horn her way in on Hillary Clinton's man—Bill Clinton, former prez! Martha, you cad, allegedly!

When Martha Stewart brought staffers on as guests to preview recipes from her newest cookbook, she inadvertently found her bliss in a singing salad bowl. Usually collected and comically controlling, Martha loses it when she hears good porcelain.

Today's Martha Stewart Show was all about chickens. These two specimens aren't your usual chicks, though—in fact, they look more like some nightmarish version of Diana Ross than your everyday hen with those coiffures.

Today at Gawker.TV, John Stamos joins The Beach Boys for a performance on Dancing With the Stars, Rumer Willis' girl-on-girl kiss on 90210, Raquel Welch and Martha Stewart discuss their breasts, and 160 of Arnold Schwarzenegger's best movie quotes.

Martha Stewart and Raquel Welch compare boobies! This is the most chemistry Martha has ever had with any guest on her show. They should work together more, perhaps in an out of this world dance video.

Jeremy Piven had an exhaustion relapse; Sarah Austin dreamed of a new ride; and Martha Stewart got a little overexcited. The Twitterati suffered collective mood swings.

In your soggy Tuesday media column: debating the Hot List, photographers are in trouble, Martha Stewart's voracious appetite is coming to peer into your household, and alt-weeklies are back in style.

Jim Cramer was on The Martha Stewart Show ready as always with some 'sound financial advice.' This time Cramer has figured out how to assuage our financial woes and stresses through gardening - by planting a money tree!

Today at Gawker.TV, a look at Joe Biden's worst gaffes, Martha Stewart doesn't know how to use a debit card, Lost dives into Richard Alpert and the Atlantis Theory, and we tear apart The Blind Side's worst movie mistakes.

A financial expert was giving advice about tracking expenses online when Martha interrupted with questions about debit cards, asking "Does it just beep? What does it do when you overdraw?" Ten bucks says Martha's never received an overdraft charge, either.

On last night's Marriage Ref, a debate about the legitimacy of stealing from hotels led to a discussion of a pepper mill once lifted from Martha's home. Cedric the Entertainer then delivered a re-enactment; this must be exactly what happened.

It's time for more excerpts from 2010's most backstabbing tell-all book, The Best of Friends [sarcasm!]: Martha and Me by Mariana Pasternak. Today: Martha's frenemy mocks Martha's calculating interactions with Anthony Hopkins, Richard Meier, and Billy Tauzin.

Today we cracked the spine of a Martha Stewart tell-all book, leaving many of you pondering the nature of this WASPiest of WASPs. One commenter waxed poetic about Martha's driving and what it says of her place in society.

Martha Stewart's (former) friend Mariana Pasternak has just released her backstabby tell-all book The Best of Friends: Martha and Me. We have culled some of its bitchy allegations for your reading pleasure! Today: Martha drives dangerously, is insane about animals.