Charlie Sheen has a nice meal while the LAPD searches his house for firearms. Ashlee Simpson rebounds with her husband's friend. Monica Lewinsky is "still in love" with Bill. TGIFriday gossip.

EW brings us a preview from Martha's upcoming special Martha Stewart Presents: Men Who Make Us Laugh. In this clip, Conan and Martha relax in vibrating massage chairs as they talk about the important things in life.

In your voracious Tuesday media column: a new editor at Martha Stewart Living, more money for Fox News, a paywall at the Dallas newspaper, hell for reporters in Mexico, and James Fallows' subjects get increasingly less consequential.

During a fantastic cooking segment about Mardi Gras—so fantastic that they arrived on stage in a giant float—Conan was trying hard to aggravate Martha. "Go on Conan, do whatever you want—I've mellowed." Say it isn't so!

On tonight's Late Show, Domestic Diva Martha Stewart made some Superbowl treats with David Letterman. One problem: all Letterman wanted to do was bring up Stewart's stint in the slammer. She was not pleased—but she did get revenge!

Martha Stewart looooves her dogs. But do they secretly resent her? When she bent down to whisper goodbye to her bulldog Francesca, the dog jumped up and split her lip, sending Martha to the hospital. There, she criticized the wallpaper.

Martha Stewart has a human skull in her kitchen. No, really! Watch this video. And then ask yourself: Why? And: Is it real? And: If it is real, whose skull is it? Update: Mystery solved!

Tonight, Martha Stewart made one of her always-entertaining talk show appearances when she visited Jimmy Fallon on Late Night. Stewart talked about her opulent Thanksgiving—white truffles!—before she and Fallon made insanely strong eggnog and crafted together. Highlights inside.

Today on Martha, Andy Samberg dropped in to help Martha Stewart make a mean Baked Alaska. The two did it while wearing winter coats, discussing Andy's eating habits, and the amount of body hair he was rocking underneath the parka.

Martha is perfect! So, so, perfect! Which is why we absolutely love to see her mess up. Watch her congratulate Alan Cumming for winning an Emmy he lost to John Lithgow and have Alan call her out on it!

Today in Martha's kitchen, Whoopi and the domestic queen spoke about Holiday travel and handsy TSA agents. Whoopi said "I'd be happy to have somebody go in my underwear" in public, while Martha was slightly more modest about the topic.

Andy Garcia stopped by Martha today to make some holiday cocktails. Andy tried impress Martha by taking an shot of her liquors only to embrace himself. He continues to drink and flirt with her throughout the demonstration. It gets weird.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson of Modern Family blames fancy hand cream for the traumatic (or pleasant?) experience of being trapped in Martha Stewart's bathroom. Martha is more concerned about centerpieces than Ferguson's antics.

Tonight, Martha Stewart visited Stephen Colbert for quite the entertaining segment. Stewart talked about having her DNA taken/preserved and killing drunk turkeys with her bare hands—among other things—and also made gross hors d'oeuvres with Colbert. Video highlights inside.

While dining with MTV News correspondents Brendan Kennedy and Jim Cantiello, Martha Stewart sips some wine and dishes some dirt! Watch to see Martha reference a current "crush" and spill on what she looks for in a man. Rawr, Martha!

Makeup Artist Bobbi Brown was on Martha Stewart promoting her new book for tween girls. Although her mom doesn't allow her to wear makeup, 13-year-old Grace put on lip gloss and everyone told her how much prettier she looked.

What better way to commemorate a family-themed episode of The Martha Stewart Show than to ask your guest about her divorce. Watch as sneaky Martha gets Laurie David to bad-mouth her ex-husband Larry David because he's ...bad at dinner?

As Kenan Thompson listed off the names reuniting on tonight's Women of SNL special, there was only one that Martha Stewart seemed interested in: Ana Gasteyer. It seems like Gasteyer's impersonation of Stewart still irks her all these years later.

Martha Stewart pulled off a Halloween "Petacular" with minimal wardrobe malfunctions. The models included a tiny Pomeranian as a sight-seeing bus, a Burmese Swiss pastry chef, a Pug corrections officer and—randomly—an actual parrot.

Bette Middler and Martha Stewart inadvertently broke off all the wrong fingers while making creepy blood-red ice hands for a Halloween punch today. Watch the mortified legend react to mistakenly flipping off the entire Martha Show audience inside.