"45 Percent Of Men Orgasm In Under Two Minutes And I'm Totally OK With That. I don't want some dude slamming his junk inside of me for hours." XOJane.com's relationship advice remains indispensable.

A new study claims that dogs release the same "love hormone" (oxytocin) that humans do when they're excited about a new relationship. How sweet! Even more reason for your friend to get one! (You would, but sadly your apartment doesn't allow it.)

I Married A Guy Three Months After Meeting Him On A Dating Site. Here's What I've Learned: "Upon my suggestion, my husband and I wrote a 'date report' to each other after our first date which allowed us to know exactly how we felt about the date and each other." (Thought Catalog, yes.)

We should all strive to love one thing as much as Zachary Boynton of Oneonta, N.Y. loves McDonald's. Last weekend, Boynton was so determined to eat at McDonald's that it took two separate arrests to stop him.

"Why Don't We Have a Monogamy App?" Ann Friedman asks in her latest New York magazine story. Yeah. Why don't we?

While you were out eating dinner with your girlfriend/boyfriend — or, alternately, watching House of Cards by yourself — Andrew Dekenipp was scaling walls and fighting through razor wire at Pinal County Adult Detention Center. He had love on his mind.

With dull eyes and open mouths, they crowd the streets and fill the restaurants. Some are teenagers, some are straight, some are gay, and far too many are married adults who would usually be found at home watching the television at night. They are the zombies of St. Valentine's Day, and they're just as miserable as they look.

Ladies of class and purity should read this story in the Christian magazine Charisma, "10 Men Christian Women Should Never Marry," warning of "The unbeliever," "The playboy," and other no-good men. But no-good men have their own things to be wary of.

Are you single? Searching for love? Do not look in America, whatever you do, unless you like watching Netflix while eating fast food and not getting laid.

We've had some hard times in the past five years. But thanks to The Fed and Almighty God, the economy is booming again. Now you can finally get divorced.

Love is hard. Relationships are tricky. If you have problems in your marriage, try this: take a deep breath; count to ten; then, write an essay on the internet about why your husband is just not sexy.

Texting, women's lib, a culture of "hook-ups"... it can be hard to navigate the dating world these days. A new survey of singles shows that almost 70% "are at least somewhat confused about whether an outing with someone they're interested in is a date or not." I think we can help provide clarity.

The greatest virtue of science is that it uses irrefutable facts, data, and evidence to force us to accept the harsh truths that we, flawed humanity, may wish to ignore. Like the fact that children are—scientifically speaking—small bundles of misery.

Around the time of Whitney Houston's death, it became apparent that her daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown was dating Nick Gordon, who had been unofficially adopted by Houston after high school. This week, the two announced their marriage on Twitter with a photo of rings on their hands.

Let us now turn to the very latest scientific research regarding the topic: What up, girl? Hey.

A Thanksgiving spent away from the internet is NOT an excuse to miss out on Thought Catalog's holiday bounty—of love.

Just after midnight on Monday, dozens of of gay couples across New Jersey were married, including seven who were wed at Newark's city hall by Mayor and Senator-elect Cory Booker.

You may have read about Katie (19) and Arin (17) last year, when the fascinating story of their romance went viral. They are both transgender (Katie's male-to-female, Arin's female-to-male) and they met in a transgender equality group meeting. Though their backstory, both separately and together is unique, their present relationship appears to be conventional (they are, after all, a man and a woman in love).

In this wide world of ours, cultural practices are as diverse as colors in the rainbow. Only the ignorant imperialists believe that they are equipped to judge unfamiliar foreign cultures. Still, we feel comfortable in saying: Chinese couples, do not wear matching outfits. There is no happy ending to this story.