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PR Dummies: "What You Eat Defines Who You Will Date"

Hamilton Nolan · 09/17/13 01:25PM

The first rule of public relations: when sending out a press release, make sure it is racially offensive, full of misspellings and grammatical errors, and— most importantly— strategic.

Cutie and the Boxer is a Tough Love Story

Maggie Lange · 08/16/13 04:45PM

In one of the final scenes of Zachary Heinzerling's documentary, Cutie and the Boxer, the 80-year-old artist Ushio Shinohara looks over a book of his works entitled Love is a Roarrrr!!. He likes the final word, but says he doesn't understand why it's preceded by a comparison to love. "Who put 'love is'?" Ushio asks his wife, another artist, named Noriko. She points to herself. "Why? Because I think so: Love is a roar. I found out by experience in my life. Love is a roar."

Hamilton Nolan · 07/23/13 03:49PM

Well this appears to be the best listicle on the internet.

Hamilton Nolan · 07/19/13 03:50PM

When it comes to mating, shorebirds prefer a good body to a large brain, and the romantic singing of male bats can attract females in less than one second. Animals are Justin Bieber fans.

Hamilton Nolan · 06/04/13 12:34PM

"I think that I am in love with him. Leonardo DiCaprio is the hottest guy on earth... I wish I had a boyfriend. That’s been my motto since 1992 when I started this journal."

Hamilton Nolan · 05/16/13 03:37PM

The Guy Who Only Masturbates to Beyonce Videos, and other people you meet at "Skinny Mini Speed Dating."

Why Are Dogs So Great for Your Heart?

Hamilton Nolan · 05/10/13 08:29AM

Well, it's more or less official now: owning a dog is great for your heart health. (Unless that dog is Herbert, the asshole dog that tried to bite me when I nicely volunteered to walk him. Fuck you, Herbert.)

I'm Not Straight, But My Boyfriend Is

Rich Juzwiak · 02/14/13 03:34PM

Last month, A.J. Daulerio—my boss and my roommate—stood in one of Nick Denton's giant Soho windows, and addressed the crowd gathered to celebrate his abruptly abandoned term as Gawker editor-in-chief. For about five minutes, he went through a list of people he somehow owed: former Gawker managing editor Lockhart Steele ("He's the only one who taught me how to do everything"); Jezebel's Jessica Coen ("The person who taught me how to blog"); former Deadspin editor Will Leitch ("I couldn't be more indebted to him for supporting me at a time when no one else did"); current Deadspin editor Tommy Craggs ("The best hire I ever made"); his former Gawker right hand, Emma Carmichael ("The person that I'm going to miss working with the most because she's everything about this company that's good"); the owner of it all, Denton ("He's the best guy you're ever gonna work for").

If You Want Me I'll Be in the Bar: On an Open Relationship

Rich Juzwiak · 12/11/12 02:00PM

Just before our love got lost I said, "I am the worst guy and you are the best." We had reached the moment of truth, one that was pronounced even in our established dynamic of honesty. It was the moment when even I couldn't tolerate my behavior any longer. Or at least, I couldn't tolerate not knowing whether he would.

Fiona Apple's Dying-Dog Letter Is Very Sad

Camille Dodero · 11/20/12 06:45PM

During the press onslaught surrounding Fiona Apple's recent album, The Idler Wheel. . ., the most important character in the artist's personal sphere was her pit-bull mix, Janet, a 13-year-old stray rescue.

The New Rules of Flirting (For Dudes)

Hamilton Nolan · 11/13/12 04:15PM

Fellas. Fellas? Fellas. I know how it is out there on the "battlefield of love" in this modern world, so to speak: the rules have changed. It's hard to keep up with what's "politically correct" these days in the wild and wooly dating arena. Can you compliment a coworker? On her outfit? Or her eyes? Or her ass? Can you touch her ass while doing so? How about her tits? Is she allowed to drive? To vote? What are the "rules?" You'd need a spreadsheet to keep it all straight. Fear not, homeboys (slang for "friends"): here are the new rules of flirting.