love

How to Tell When a Relationship is Over in 90 Seconds

Whitney Jefferson · 12/01/09 01:30PM

We've all been there: that terrible time when the magic has gone and one realizes that they aren't really "in it to win it" anymore. If you need help deciding if your relationship is about to expire, watch this.

Rush Sets Wedding Date!

Pareene · 11/30/09 05:37PM

Congrats to Rush Limbaugh! We hear he's finally set a date get married for a fourth time—appropriately enough, it is the Fourth of July!

Stank Places More Hardcore

Hamilton Nolan · 10/26/09 11:36AM

Brigham Young researchers have found that clean, fresh smells make people act "fairer and more generous." Makes sense—New York City is essentially a noxious, rat-infested garbage barge full of venal, corrupt hustlers. Fuck you, Utah. [Science Daily]

Letterman Scandal Shock: Fling Caused Love Letters, Anger

Hamilton Nolan · 10/07/09 08:39AM

The Sexy Middle-Aged Man Interoffice Romance Scandal continues apace! Today in salacious pieces of information relating to David Letterman and the woman he smooched and her crazy boyfriend: A blackmail motive! Lusty letters! And a good guess at who's leaking!

Dudes Buying Fancy Beds

Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/09 11:36AM

Just trying to be a normal xenophobic American man these days means constantly fighting back against The System (ladies, etc.) telling us to buy fancy shampoo and fancy underwear, so, hey fellas, do not buy more fancy crap by choice.