Cindy Adams says that guests at the Jared Kushner-Ivanka Trump wedding received a "pair of small white flip-flops with the tag: 'Ivanka and Jared — what a pair.'" Fine. But what about information on valuable real estate investment opportunities?

The Africa honeymoon follows Wednesday's private reception for their nearest and dearest friends, relatives and tenants — 1,000 people at the Puck Building. And even then friends may still be discussing the wedding invitations they'd received. It had a flier inside for Donald's other golf properties.

Thanks, dad. You're a real embarrassment.