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"Blimey, Good Thing I 'Ad Me Enormous Novelty Camera."
Richard Lawson · 06/06/08 03:44PMJessica Album Completes First Shotgun Wedding
Ryan Tate · 05/21/08 08:42AMKate Moss' Scary Side
Ryan Tate · 02/19/08 08:19AM- London tabloid Daily Mail snickered at Kate Moss' bony knees during Moss' night on the town with her rocker boyfriend, but what about the frightening shot of her face at left? The tab writes, under that photo, "Kate's hard-partying ways are beginning to show on the world beauty." Or maybe it's just the tint on the limo glass? [Mail]
Singer Can't Listen To Another Word Of Her Own Goddamn Song
Richard Lawson · 02/18/08 03:23PM"Oh, This Thing On Me 'Ead? It's a 'Micro Machines' Track Set."
Richard Lawson · 02/15/08 10:48AMLily Allen's "Five Minutes Of Awkward" Still Kind Of Awesome
Ryan Tate · 02/14/08 01:49AMSo yes, agreed, the premiere of Lily Allen's new variety show was shift-in-your-chair awkward, judging by the five-minute YouTube clip that's been circulating online. But go easy on the tiny British pop singer in your Livejournal posts or whatever, she sort of had more important things going on lately than prepping for her TV show, like dealing with a tragic miscarriage. Also, most of the "awkward" in this clip radiates from creepy internet singer Tay Zonday; Allen's unguarded enthusiasm and lack of pretension mean the show could someday embody the awesomeness for which Allen is otherwise known. Her five minutes of not-so-awful awkward:
Alfie Allen Bucks Stereotype Of British Men As Effeminate, Pale, Dentist-Averse
Richard Lawson · 01/08/08 01:30PMTiny UK Pop Star Lily Allen Totally Pregnant!
Joshua Stein · 12/19/07 10:20AMThe Juno effect continues this morning. Yesterday Britney Spears' younger sister Jamie-Lynn (aka "the classy one") announced her pregnancy. Today Lily Allen, the diminutive and frank UK pop sensation (AKA "Amy Winehouse minus the heroin") announced she too is pregnant. Her baby daddy is one half of the Chemical Brothers, Ed Simons. One can only hope that this story, like the film, "follows the heroine...on a twisty path toward responsibility and greater self-understanding."
Lindsay Lohan Does It Wherever She Pleases
Emily Gould · 10/18/07 08:00AMLily Allen: Not Big
Emily Gould · 10/08/07 08:00AMSome Of Isaiah Washington's Best Crisis Managers Are Gay
mark · 07/16/07 08:17PM
· Openly gay publicist Howard Bragman "adores" star client Isaiah Washington, who might have "more gay friends than I do."
· Amy Winehouse might have two functioning livers, but Lily Allen has a third nipple.
· Ah, Hollywood, where even the formerly mobbed-up can make a nice living and knock up Victoria's Secret models.
· Welcome back, Potter.
Lily Allen Has A Third Nipple
abalk · 07/16/07 04:00PMWhen James Kurisunkal Met Ashley Winksdale
Emily Gould · 07/13/07 11:10AMFairy tales can come true. It can happen to you! If you're young at heart, mind, and writing ability. At least, that's our takeaway from Park Avenue Peerage blogger James Kurisunkal's account of his meeting with socialite Tinsley Mortimer, who we call Ashley Winksdale now because that's what Lily Allen does. He journaled the moment for New York mag!
Emily Gould · 06/27/07 10:45AM
More reasons why Lily Allen is the total God of you: "I have been having a lot of lesbian dreams lately. I think I might be gay! Don't tell my boyfriend. I have guy dreams and girl dreams, but the girl dreams are much dirtier." On the 2008 election: "Al Gore's going to come in at the last minute and it's going to be Gore as president and Obama for vice-president. You can [photograph] my tits if Al Gore is not president in two year's time." On genetics: "I've got my dad's short legs and long back. My mom, my sister, and my brother all have blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm the only one like this. My sister's very tall and beautiful. But then again, I'm talented and rich." [Vulture]
Lily Allen Rechristens Tinsley Mortimer
Emily Gould · 06/25/07 09:25AMThere's a lot to love about Lily Allen. For starters: she basically wrote an entire album about the fact that her exboyfriend's dick is "not big" and that he never got her off. She gives us some more reasons to worship at her wacky self-hating paparazzi-punching alkie British throne by offering up some choice quotes to New Yorktoday. We learn that she is indifferent to the Hamptons and to the charms of Tinz Mortimer, 31, for whom she has coined a new nickname. "They were like, 'We'll pay you and give you a house.' So we were like, 'Alright.' I was so drunk I kept calling Tinsley 'Ashley Winksdale.'" And that's all we're ever going to call Tinsley from now on.