• Lindsay Lohan's rehab romance involved a dalliance in a stairwell, claims her new man's jilted fiancee. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  • Also, Lindsay's uncle was arrested for DUI and marijuana possession. Who's next, her second cousin? [Page Six]
  • British singer Lily Allen was spotted looking "tired and emotional" at a party for Kate Moss. Hmph. Yeah, God forbid someone look tired. She's clearly on the verge of collapse! [Page Six]