Today's game: speak only in Kim Kardashian's lines from Temptation. "Are you kidding. Oh my…thank you." The full list.

Jon Lee Anderson, a writer for a weekly magazine called the New Yorker, got angry on Twitter today. A reader with the Twitter name of Mitch Lake (@mlake9) had tweeted at Anderson (@jonleeanderson) to dispute a claim of fact in Anderson's online story about the death of Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez. Anderson had written that Chavez had left his country as "one of the world's most oil-rich but socially unequal countries," and Lake countered that in fact Venezuela was the second-least unequal country in the Americas.

As of Tuesday morning, Kanye West's only tweet is a low-quality Getty Image cropped to just the faces of West, Kim Kardashian, Jay-Z, and Beyoncé. The picture is captioned "FAM." Beyoncé and Jay-Z's real life FAM, Beyoncé's sister Solange, has been cropped out of the image; you can see her in the original here.

Ever since Kanye West commanded a roomful of people in New Jersey to make claps at his "baby mama," the Internet has been monitoring Kim Kardashian for clues as to what kind of mama she will be to his baby.

In news that basically shattered the internet when it first hit Twitter, Kanye West announced Sunday night that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with his baby. West broke the news during his concert in Atlantic City, telling the crowd something along the lines of: "Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama" before pointing at Kardashian.

This year's Kardashian family Kristmas Kard takes, as its theme, a lesson in quantum physics.

There's unfortunate news coming out of L.A. this morning. Kim Kardashian wrote a tearful goodbye post to her little, Mercy, who died of stomach cancer earlier this week.

Famous sex tape lady Kim Kardashian just wrapped up her trip to the Middle East. No, she wasn't there to educate herself on worldly matters or to solve any crises, Ms. K was there to open a couple branches of the L.A. chain Millions of Milkshakes. Some of her fans apparently paid up to $1,200 to attend her appearance at a mall.

Kanye West came to Kim's boring Halloween thing after all. She went as a mermaid (who was blonde for no reason).

Kanye West has no problems bragging about Kim Kardashian in his songs, and unsurprisingly that also extends to real life. Earlier this week, Kanye performed at a party for Samsung at Skylight in New York. There, according to the New York Post's very professional gossip hounds, Kanye was being very Kanye.

Halloween party season will soon be upon us, which means, more importantly, celebrity Halloween party season will soon be upon us. Now that you've negged your way to the top of the celebrity dog pile, you've probably got more invitations than can fit inside a regulation sized plastic jack-o-lantern candy carrier (so bring a pillowcase, Jesus, plan ahead). Use this guide to plan your party route.

Kim Kardashian is that girl who takes iPhone shots of herself wearing a push-up bra in the dressing room of a Victoria's Secret, then texts them to all her male friends and asks, "Do u like my eyeshadow in dis pic?" Here she is dressed as a sexy peanut on a leopard print background. Do u like her eyeshadow in dis pic?

Gay divorcee Kim Kardashian is still technically married to Kris Humphries, but that hasn't stopped her from planning her next trip down the aisle.

Lawyers employed by Kanye West sent out a cease and desist letter yesterday to a number of media outlets effectively confirming the existence of a sex tape featuring their client.

A sex tape starring Kanye West and a married 18-year-old "Kim Kardashian lookalike" is allegedly on the market — much to Yeezy's chagrin.

When Kim Kardashian and Kanye West started dating a few months ago, people scoured the universe for signs that could have foretold the event.

For as long as Man has possessed the infinite gift of language, he has used his tool to wonder aloud: Are Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian friends?

National treasure Kim Kardashian gives so much and asks so little — all she wanted was one measly star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Kim Kardashian would like a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, please.

The brief Mr. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries is being sued by a woman who claims he gave her herpes.