Private juvenile jails in Britain use a guide called Physical Control in Care for handling troublemakers: "Drive fingers into groin," or "alternate elbow strikes to the young person's ribs," or "drive straight fingers into the young person's face." Ouch. [Observer]

[Hungary is in the midst of a heat wave, prompting the government to issue a weather alert. Some Budapest residents were undeterred and ventured outside anyway. Image via AP]

We have no idea what this kid was trying to say, but one thing is for sure: he won't be appearing on stage anytime soon.

Here is a news broadcast from the future about "i-dosing," a thing the kids are doing with their computers. They are downloading "digital drugs" which are basically noises that get them high. Kids are feeling strange sensations! Somebody stop them!!

This 11 year-old shows off his insane basketball skills for a local newscast. He wants to play for the NBA when he's older, and based on this segment, that is a definite possibility.

Comedian Louis C.K. interviews a young girl about her favorite ice cream flavors in vain of once popular t.v. show Kids Say the Darndest Things.

I wish I could wake up in the morning with the same gusto for all the little parts of my life as this sweet girl seems to have. Watch as she sings an impromptu song about everything that is great!

This kid, clearly unaware of his surroundings, merely misses a spinning hula hoop blow to the head. Miracle or just plain luck....you be the judge.

Jacob loves to play Xbox. His Brother likes to play mean tricks on him. Jacob also thinks crying with somehow bring his game of Halo back to life. Sorry Jacob, looks like team Edwards wins.

This kid goes for a spin on his new Tricycle only to crash a burn. There's something about the look of complacency on his face as he is headed for doom that is comforting and frightening all at once.

There's a frightening trend of parents feeding their kids pickles and recording it. The upside to this quasi-abuse are adorable reaction clips.

Something tells me that Elmo didn't teach her how to count. Parents, there's a huge difference between Avenue Q and Sesame Street. Just saying.

Happy July Fifth! As you nurse your Independence Day hangover, take a minute to remember whose responsible for this in the first place. Presenting: Kids Reenact The American Revolution!

We can all relate to how this boy feels when his sister messes up what he just worked so hard to clean. Watch as he throws a fit and expresses his deep love for sweeping.

Future Funk's Bailrock, 9, and Baby Boogaloo, 5, of America's Got Talent fame entertain for the crowd during intermission. That's right, its a dance off.

While trying to wish someone a happy birthday, this kid has a panic attack and completely freezes in front of the camera. You want to feel sorry for him but just can't help laughing at this poor guy.

This kid sings a creepy song about love or something. It is terrify-larious until the very end (watch for eyebrow dance). Let's not be too harsh, he may very well be the reincarnation of Chris Farley.

For a show that shocks-and-awe's every episode, Warren the Ape truly outdid itself last night. Warren "scares straight" a class of junior high kids by kidnapping them and taking them to a strip club, drug-filled alley, and a dog-fighting ring.

These are babies. They are in love. They are adorable. That is all.

This baby is seriously having a bad day. Relax man, life gets easier once you can articulate yourself and aren't confined to a high chair!