This teenager is just as scared as a toddler would be on a roller coaster, and absolutely freaking out as he tries to answer trivia. Why he's being asked trivia questions while riding a roller coaster is anyone's guess.

Even kiddos love daytime TV! Watch as this boy does his best Maury Povich impersonation, minus the one-legged strippers and thirteen year old mothers.

[A group of South African kids react to Tuesday's World Cup soccer match between South Africa and France. Despite beating dumb ol' France 2-1, South Africa didn't make it through to the next round in the tournament. Pic via AP.]

Today we looked at how, basically, school these days is dumb. One commenter thinks that his generation, the Boomers, learned how to do things better. Another commenter begged to differ.

Forget Bill Cosby, Jello should think about signing this girl on for an endorsement deal, because she sure is excited about eating some chocolate "poo-dang."

Despite the awful parenting going on in this video, we see that this crazy suit this baby wears to stay afloat works fine. Now get him out of the pool he's screaming.

Oh. My. God. If you're easily disturbed, this video—in which a mother enlists her two young sons to help with a raunchy-as-hell amateur video to Yo Gotti's "5 Star Chick"—is not for you. Otherwise, come on in!

This is one baby I don't want to mess with. If he's got these skills now, imagine how he'll mess you up when he's older.

If this pair of tots are already arguing like this at the tender age of four, who knows what they'll be like when they've been married for fifty years.

Come for the baby who shoots lasers from her eyes, stay for the pop earworm that is Robyn's "Fembot".

A woman from Surprise, Arizona was "sick of her children" and asked police to take them so she could "have fun and play." Wish granted: Her children are in protective custody, and she is in jail. [AP, via, photo]

At what appears to be a Man/Boy social club, a game of dodge ball gets taken a bit too seriously by a man with a big green ball.

This creative and probably psychotic kid had the idea to pull out a loose tooth by tying it to a rocket and then launching the thing. It worked. Wonder what his next great idea will be.

Some people turn to religion or the elderly when on a mission of seeking life's big answers, however these men rely on young Sam to help navigate their way through this thing called life.

On Toddlers & Tiaras, we accompanied Zander, a self-described "Pageant Diva" who has competed in over 60 pageants, on a relaxing trip to the local nail salon. Observe as he undergoes the rigors of modern beauty at a tender age.

This baby can't decide if it wants to take a nap or watch some t.v. with his brother. Opt for the nap, you can always watch the show later online.

Yesterday on Today, Hoda and guest host Mark Feuerstein watched in awe as this little boy doesn't just sip, but takes a nice swig from a bottle of beer. Is it actually beer? We'll never know...but cheers little dude.

For every kid there finally comes a time to take off the training wheels. For this kid, it wasn't the right time.

Prince Segala, a California woman whose kids were kidnapped by her ex-husband in 1995, reconnected with them recently after she searched Facebook for her daughter's name and found her profile. Welcome to the new milk carton.

A study that has been following children raised by lesbian parents for the past 24 years has concluded that not only are the children healthy, they're generally smarter, nicer, and better behaved than those raised by male-female couples.