kids

Watch a Toddler Conduct a Symphony from His Living Room

Matt Cherette · 11/10/10 03:23PM

This is Jonathan. Jonathan is three years old. And, if this video is to serve as any proof, Jonathan has quite a career ahead of him as a symphonic conductor. Watch as he flawlessly conducts Beethoven's 5th, and say "Aww!"

This Little Kid Skateboards Like a Pro

Matt Cherette · 11/08/10 05:26PM

Meet Asher Bradshaw! Asher is six-years-old and loves to skateboard. Not only does he love to skateboard, he's really good at it. Insanely good. Here's a video of Asher showing off some of his moves at the Venice Beach Skatepark.

Meet the Most Ungrateful Kids Going to Disney World

Christopher Han · 11/07/10 02:46PM

"We're going to Disney baby!" exclaims mom, hoping to surprise her kids. Pause for reaction.. wait for it.. disappointment! They've been driving for the past 20 hours, the dentist was a pretty unlikely option at this point.

Vlogger Kid Vlogs To Prove He Is Not Fat

Dan Grappone · 11/05/10 03:21PM

This young man wants his vlog commenters to cease and desist from calling him fat. No longer is our attention on his weight but the awkward manner in which he quells his naysayers. Video inside.

Today's Moms Want TV to Raise Their Children for Them

Richard Lawson · 11/04/10 03:37PM

The president of Disney Channels Worldwide, the fearsomely named Carolina Lightcap, recently announced that the new Disney Junior channel, for kids ages 2-7, won't focus so much on academic education as social skills and behavior lessons. That's what moms want.

Mom Defends Drag-Wearing Five-Year-Old Son

Richard Lawson · 11/04/10 10:34AM

In a touching(ish) blog post making the rounds today, a mommy blogger (guhh) defends her son against some mean, judgmental moms who questioned whether or not her son should have worn a Daphne from Scooby Doo costume to school.

Duke Frats Send Charming Halloween Party Invitations to Coeds

Richard Lawson · 11/03/10 10:09AM

Last week gentlemen (or one gentleman, depending on who you believe) from two Duke fraternity houses sent out, to 300 or so choice ladies, an email wooing them to their houses by calling them sluts and making Helen Keller jokes.

Boy Thrown in Detention for Shamelessly Farting in Public

Kate Shapiro · 11/02/10 11:32AM

An elementary school boy got detention for farting on the school bus. The bus driver maintains the boy's flatulence was an exercise in sadism, saying "While others scream, he laughs." Now, he says he is more secretive about his flatulence.

Kids Have 99 Problems With Halloween (But a Witch Ain't One)

Christopher Han · 10/29/10 10:00AM

Shot inside a 99 Cent store, this music video features kids singing / rapping / talking along with the famous Jay-Z song. This time, of course, with a Halloween edge. Time to get in a trick-or-treating mood!

Watch a Kid Mimic a Guard Outside of Stockholm's Royal Palace

Matt Cherette · 10/28/10 01:44PM

In the Thursday edition of, "Cute kids doing cute and/or funny things," we have this: watch as a kid mimics—with great veracity and accuracy—the actions of a guard outside of Stockholm's Royal Palace. All together, now—bawwwww! Video inside.

Watch a Dog Make a Little Girl Fly (and Fall)

Matt Cherette · 10/22/10 01:49PM

So, videos of children being hurt aren't funny (except that they are, sometimes), but I bet you'll have a hard time not laughing at this. Watch a little girl yell, "Go!" to her dog, which he does. Then, she flies/falls.

Watch Willow Smith's Surprisingly Strong Music Video Debut

Matt Cherette · 10/18/10 12:49PM

Today marks the day that Willow Smith—aka the 9-year-old daughter of Will and Jada—releases her first music video, for her first single, "Whip My Hair." And, honestly? It's good. Actually, it's really good. Like, really good. Watch inside.