This video is like 'Christian the Lion' if Christian had Alzheimer's. Watch as the loving beast performs a high-jump to reach his "grandchild."

Barack Obama's non-partisan (but kind of partisan) town hall for the kids on MTV, BET and CMT is underway. And according to someone who "auditioned" to ask something, the organizers want "light" questions. What kind of softballs should we expect?

A Japanese TV show attempts to frighten children by convincing them that zombies are overtaking their home. This backfires when the kids take charge and began hurling toys, setting up elaborate traps and wrapping the zombie's head in saran wrap.

This is Xiao Hao, a three-year-old kid from Guangzhou in South China. He weighs 140 pounds, which is, oh, about 110 pounds more than most three-year-olds, and, according to The Sun, has been banned from "several nurseries."

BAWWWWW! Here's your Tuesday edition of "Cute Kids Being Cute," starring the ukulele-playing Lance. But wait! Not only does Lance know how to play "What a Wonderful World" on his instrument—he also sings along while he strums away.

Listen kid—I got a different song for you, by the Rolling Stones. It's called "You Can't Always Get What You Want." And it goes like this: YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT.

Completely unaware of his error—and what he's actually saying—this two-year-old boy continually curses at his mother, yet as innocently as possible. Truck, f*ck, what's the difference? Wait, there's a big difference. Video inside.

On Tuesday, Rep. Ted Poe (R-TX) gave a speech about domestic violence on the floor of the US House of Representatives. Behind Poe sat his grandson, who repeatedly dozed off—even after being slapped by an aide! Watch inside.

Well, isn't this cute! Here's a video of a little boy who gets extremely excited to see Betty White on the television. In other news: he thinks White is "beautiful," comments on her "blonde hair," and much more! Watch inside.

Fisher-Price has recalled 7 million plastic tricycles that have a "protruding plastic ignition key near the seat" that can cause, among other things, "genital bleeding." Shudder. Four million other toys and chairs are also being recalled. [AP]

At least 75 adults were involved in a huge brawl at a three-year-old girl's birthday party in Ohio on Monday night. Bottles and fists flew, blood spewed, and the responding police officers had to call for backup. What a birthday!

The latest star in the rap game is none other than P-Nut, a 7-year-old prodigy from Memphis. He hasn't hit double digits, but P-Nut's got a video about a girl he likes, called "You Might Be The One." Watch inside.

Do you have rhythm? Can you bust some moves on the dance floor? Well, so can this kid—and he's only three years old! Watch as this little tike moves brilliantly to Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" for a crowd.

Watch out Joe Buck, there's a new football talking head in town, and he knows his stuff. Watch as this kid aces his father's football quiz and breaks down your favorite teams.

Disguised as a mere clip of a little girl dancing under an unknown YouTube account, Samsung's newest viral Galaxy 580 ad builds to become an all out choreographed spectacle.

Of Thee I Sing: A Letter to My Daughters will describe the lives of 13 "groundbreaking Americans," including famed vagina painter Georgia O'Keeffe, George Washington, and Jackie Robinson. Obama wrote it in 2008; proceeds will fund fallen veterans' children's educations. [ABCNews]

The District of West Vancouver has painted an illustration of a little girl chasing after a ball in the middle of the road in hopes of gaining the attention of drivers to the risks of children playing nearby.

We've seen them do the Jersey Shore, but now Babelgum.com has given the Kardashians the "Muppet Babies" treatment. The girls are adorable, but the kid portraying Scott Disick perfectly captures the essence of the notorious asshat.

A New York Times article this morning examines the latest iteration of an age-old problem for the Democratic party: getting young voters to give a shit about politics between presidential elections. Are these kids already bored with the "Democrat" fad?

That's a somewhat bizarre (and complex) question posed on Salon today. A lesbian mom in Texas wonders if her teenage son's constant coming out (he's done so several times) is real or the result of something else, something mysterious.