Coca-Cola with Lemon, plus this girl equals many loud, extended burps. Burps so long she can talk through them. Plus it's a cute girl! So there you have it.

This kid is a champ! He accidentally flings his bell right at the camera, and is momentarily the only kid in line without one. What to do next? Just go get it back! No fuss, no embarrassment.

Last month the Consumer Product Safety Commission issued a recall on supposedly lead-laced superhero and Wizard of Oz drinking glasses because they're made for children. Well, the CPSC has changed course, saying they're for adults, and therefore just fine! (Updated)

Ayden is two-years-old; therefore, he should care about nothing but candy and pooping, right? Nope! Because Ayden's addicted to Angry Birds, and not even a bribe of candy can make him loosen his grip of his dad's phone. Watch inside.

Even though he's dead, Michael Jackson has an upcoming album, Michael. The first single from said album is a duet with Akon called "Hold My Hand," and here's its music video, featuring lots of children, hand-holding (natch), and, well, sadness.

This morning on The Today Show the Roberts family was interviewed about the father (and husband) they lost in battle. However, this little boy was way more ecstatic about being on television. Christmas came early for little Keegan Roberts.

In Soviet Russia, bungee cord jumps you! Or something. Anyway, here's another video of crazy Russian kids doing crazy Russian things, like—in this case—sliding off the roof of an abandoned building with only a waist-attached makeshift bungee cord.

For your Wednesday edition of, "BAWWWWW!" we've got not an animal video, but one featuring a real live human—two, in fact: a father who "steals" his son's nose, and the little boy, who adorably—and repeatedly—asks for it back.

Two six-year-olds and a three-year-old were caught robbing a house in Covington, La. over the weekend, thankfully stopping the would-be thieves at the start of, presumably, the most adorable crime wave known to man. Here's their haul:

A kid this young - it's not his fault. However, if you hit a lizard one too many times, it's going to retaliate. If the first 51 seconds disturb you, the last 10 will not!

Meet 12-year-old Natalie. If you don't want to meet Natalie at 12, how about at 10? Or four? Or 18 months? Or birth? Because you can, by watching this time-lapse featuring one photo of her a day for 10 years.

Ohh dear. A teacher in Montreal has been suspended after giving her eighth graders a multiple-choice test with sexually explicit questions like whether or not "blacks have bigger penises" for a morals and ethics class. How meta of her?

Whether you were 10 years old or 18, and whether it was porn or something else, there's a time in all of our lives when the Internet claims our innocence. Unfortunately for this kid, his rite of passage was videotaped.

This grown-up is probably still reeling from the epic beatdown he received in a dance-off with a very slick 8 year old. The definition of getting served.

Dear Michelle Obama, I think your husband should legalize immigration. Please put a statue of me in Echo Park.

The Star Wars trilogy is an essential part of the pop culture canon, and it's important for geeky dads to bequeath this knowledge to their offspring before they get any funny ideas about whether Greedo or Han Solo shot first.

A Texas woman had her car returned after it had been stolen because the thief wanted to scold her for leaving her toddler inside. He then ran away. There are worse people to take child-rearing advice from, I guess.

Today in Uruguay delegates from the Framework Convention on Tobacco Control recommended placing a restriction, or possibly a ban, on flavored cigarettes that are super fun to smoke! Tobacco lobbyists are worried about job losses. We all lose.

Higher learning's most charming rivalry, between dusty old fart-factories Yale and Harvard, always heats up this time of year, but rarely this badly. In a timely response to Yale: The Musical, some Harvard kids made a parody. A bad one.

A San Franciscan proposed a ballot initiative prohibiting child circumcision, saying, "it's a man's body," and "his body doesn't belong to his culture... or even his parents." So circumcision is, politically the new abortion. The bumper stickers should get interesting.