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The Cartwheeling Verger and Other Stars of the Royal Wedding

Max Read · 04/30/11 09:37AM

Who was the little girl holding her ears on the balcony? Where are Kate and Will going on their honeymoon? And why can't Angelina "Trashbags" Pivarnick be as happy as those two? Saturday gossip is wearing lace sleeves.

Dustin and Jayden Discuss the Royal Wedding

Brian Moylan · 04/29/11 04:42PM

Many of you got up very early this morning to watch the Royal Wedding, but there were two young men, Dustin and Jayden, who were still up from a wild Thursday night on the town. Here is what Manhattan's most obnoxious homosexuals had to say about the proceedings.

William and Kate Tie the Knot

Richard Lawson · 04/29/11 07:17AM

In case you didn't wake up early in the morning to watch, or can't be bothered to watch the reruns, here's a quick video of the royal ceremony. Look at how happy and enthusiastic everyone seems! Well, they're probably smiling on the inside.

Photos of the Royal Wedding

Richard Lawson · 04/29/11 06:02AM

The greatest day in all of British history is here! Prince William, heir to the throne, is marrying his lady friend Kate Middleton. Here is your very own wedding photo album for you to cherish in all the lonely years to come.

The Royal Wedding

Remy Stern · 04/29/11 06:00AM

The greatest day in all of British history is here! Prince William, heir to the throne, is marrying his lady friend Kate Middleton. Here is your very own wedding photo album for you to cherish in all the lonely years to come. More »

The Royal Wedding: Live Coverage

Richard Lawson · 04/29/11 04:00AM

Top of the morning to you! Or whatever English people say. Gawker's official monarchy correspondent Richard Lawson is here, before the crack of dawn, bringing you live coverage of Prince William and Kate Middleton's lavish wedding. Come celebrate with us!

Spoiler Alert: Royal Wedding Vows Edition

Seth Abramovitch · 04/28/11 01:04AM

Paparazzi snapped what might be the royal wedding vows in the back seat of Kate Middleton's car. The visible text: "As down the...The wearing of the...With so much love within...As no more will you...And all y—" Beautiful. [Daily Mail]

Facebook Keeps Deleting Kate Middleton's Account

Adrian Chen · 04/27/11 11:42AM

It's got to be a difficult time to be named Kate Middleton, what with the constant royal wedding jokes and people talking to you in fake British accents and stuff. Worse still, Facebook keeps deleting accounts of women who share the name of the Most Important Bride of All Time.

Ex-Boyfriend: JWOWW Put a Steak Knife Through My Arm

Maureen O'Connor · 04/22/11 10:39AM

JWOWW's ex says she attacked him with a steak knife and a fireplace poker. Beyonce wears stilettos at a Disney theme park. LeAnn Rimes is happy with her homewrecker marriage. Charlie Sheen gives to charity. It's time for TGIFriday gossip.

Daughter of Royal Security Chief to Play Royal Bride for Hallmark Channel

Richard Lawson · 04/19/11 02:55PM

God save the bizarre coincidence (conflict of interest?)! The Daily reports today that Alice St. Clair, who will play Kate Middleton in the Hallmark Channel's William and Kate: A Royal Love Story (not to be confused with William & Kate: Let Love Rule on Lifetime), is the daughter of Peter Loughborough, who happens to be the head of the Royalty and Diplomatic Protection Group, a department of Scotland Yard that's responsible for securing, among other things, all the royals during the wedding. Awkward! [Photo of St. Clair via Carly Otness/Billy Farrell Agency; photo of Middleton via Getty Images]

Evan Rachel Wood Dominates the Women She Dates

Maureen O'Connor · 04/19/11 10:30AM

Evan Rachel Wood wants you to know that she sometimes dates women. Lindsay Lohan uses Good Friday to get out of court. Lea Michele pulls a bitch move at Coachella. Nic Cage goes back to work. Tuesday gossip is single and ready to mingle.

Royal Wedding 'Too Boring' for America

Maureen O'Connor · 04/18/11 05:24PM

Just when America's stricken media industry thought it finally caught a windfall in royal wedding hoopla—Collector's edition magazines! Bridezilla-bait TV specials! Ads for Rogaine!Page Six reports this:

Guy from Glee Has 'Poop and Feces All Over My Bed'

Maureen O'Connor · 04/18/11 10:13AM

Matthew Morrison flees his rat-infested home. Nicolas Cage's binge-drinking weekend melee gets weirder. David Hasselhoff is "in like" with a woman half his age. Halle Berry's custody battle forces her to quit a play. Monday gossip is filthy.

The Supernatural Kate Middleton Mango Jelly Bean

Jeff Neumann · 04/14/11 06:28AM

Royal Wedding hysteria has already reached a fever pitch, and now this happens: A mango jelly bean was found with Kate Middleton's face on it in Britain! Kate now sits atop the supernatural world with Mary and Jesus, whose likenesses have miraculously appeared on pieces of toast and grilled cheese sandwiches over the years. The lucky man who unknowingly bought the magical jelly bean for his girlfriend spoke to the Telegraph:

Kristen Stewart's 21st Birthday Party Was Pretty Lame

Maureen O'Connor · 04/12/11 10:43AM

Kristen Stewart eats birthday cake in the vicinity of Edward and Jacob. Charlie Sheen is a serial pet killer. Tori Spelling is pregnant again. Ashley Tisdale shows her boobs, and so does Christina Hendricks. Tuesday gossip eats cake.