[Kate Gosselin films her new reality show in New York's backyard, Pennsylvania; image via INF]

It was about being "fake." Speaking of fakes, guess which starlet got a boob job now? Jake Gyllenhaal fears ostriches. Ed Westwick fears Olivia Munn. Bethenny Frankel filmed her childbirth for a TV show.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's five remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

The riot-inducing tween sensation seems to be taking over the world. If there's one thing the olds don't understand about the singer it's his silly haircut. But it may be the perfect 'do for right now.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's six remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

After her jihad against fish sticks, she waged war on photographers angling for a Kate Hudson upskirt. Paris Hilton has a dancefloor fun-off. Lady Gaga does not subsist on baby food. Is Julia Roberts jealous of Sandra? Thursday gossip ahoy!

Now she's in an arm brace—but Tito Ortiz says she's a drug-addicted liar. Jesse James' ring finger is naked. Michael Lohan fears Lindsay is "the next Corey Haim." Whitney Houston sings off-key. Tuesday's gossip roundup cometh.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's seven remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

Kate Hudson was spotted at Coachella with weirdo British rocker Thom Yorke. Bret Michaels lives. Eating a burger is physically impossible for Heidi Montag. Kate's babies get cleared by the Department of Labor. Sunday's gossip roundup is a creep.

Charlie Sheen was just like, "Screw it, I'm moving in with my hooker." Lindsay Lohan is no longer marketable. Britney Spears' nipples cause consternation. Jon Gosselin would like to sell you a car. Saturday's Gossip roundup is learning the ropes.

Eight kids takes a toll. Elin Nordegren flees to Sweden and wants to stay there. Heather Locklear's hit and run, Cuban Gooding Jr.'s boozy ramble, Naomi Campbell's blood diamond. Thursday's gossip roundup is too busy to get nasty.

He was only using her for her fame. Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have a flirt-off. Ashton and Demi party with New York's Foursquare fanatics. Sandra Bullock pulls a Tiger Woods. Tuesday's gossip roundup checks in and out.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's eight remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

Today at Gawker.TV, Suze Orman's a boastful cowgirl at heart, America's Next Top Models know nothing about fashion, New York City's "treegasm," Kate Gosselin's admits she's to blame, and South Park's 200th episode takes on every celebrity they've ever scorned.

Kate Gosselin stopped by The Joy Behar Show earlier tonight to discuss her new book. During their discussion, Behar asked Gosselin frankly if she was to blame for her divorce. Inside, watch her surprising response.

Kate Gosselin stated in an interview on The Today Show that she has literally no other choice than to be on unwatchable reality show after unwatchable reality show because it is literally the only way she can support her family. Literally.

Kate Gosselin is still on Dancing with the Stars. Why? I have no idea. Because she sucks. She sucks at dancing, she sucks at practicing, she sucks at feigning likability... she just sucks. Inside, video of Gosselin on tonight's show.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 10:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's nine remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

They're "laughing and flirting" now—when will they start canoodling? Suri Cruise hits the bottle to mask depression. Jon Gosselin entertains another TV show. Tiger Woods mistress #15. Catherine Zeta-Jones' bones. Sunday's gossip roundup is highly suspicious.

Now we know where Hef draws the line. Asked whether Kate Gosselin would be welcome in Playboy, Hugh Hefner reportedly shrieked, "No! No!" and "I don't think she's a celebrity." This from the guy who gave us Kendra Wilkinson. [E!]