Reality star Sarah Palin and former governor of Alaska Kate Gosselin will be co-starring on Sarah Palin's Alaska next week. This may be the point at which Palin just gives up, gets a funny nickname and goes full-bore reality TV.

[Once-was Kate Gosselin outside her New York hotel. Photo via Splash]

Tom sneaks mascara and facials behind Katie's back. Jim Carrey likes kissing Ewan McGregor. Brad Pitt's nose hair secret revealed! Gwyneth Paltrow has a filthy sense of humor. Wednesday gossip ranges from superficial to superficially sordid.

Lady Gaga cooked up a "little monster casserole." Michael Douglas took his kids to Epcot. Mel Gibson tried to get some (proof that his ex was taking) Oxycodone. Friday's gossip is still recovering from the sweet potato marshmallow casserole.

Jon and Kate plus eight... bullies? Kanye West and Billy Ray Cyrus hate giving interviews about interesting things. Read Mel Gibson's love letters, if you dare. Spencer and Heidi renew themselves. Saturday Gossip Roundup is jamming to the beat.

The actress says some very dumb things about screenwriters, who give her work. Also today: Is Robert Pattinson going to propose? LeAnn Rimes calls in sick with a case of "Husband Stealeritis." And Kate Gosselin has a productive Halloween.

A zen koan: If Taylor Momsen bares her breasts to a crowd but tabloids can't publish the pictures because she's underage, is it really a celebrity scandal? Of course it is! Saturday Gossip Roundup will bring you peace and prosperity.

We'll give the control room at Access Hollywood Live some slack because it's only their third day—but who wants to see Kate Gosselin's belly filled with sextuplets early in the morning? This is what nightmares are made of.

Mystic tanned to the point of unrecognizability, Bristol Palin promises to stay true to herself on primetime TV. Rachel Uchitel gets barred from Park Avenue. Paris Hilton gets barred from Vegas nightclubs. Wednesday gossip can only go so far.

On a recent visit to New York City, Kate Gosselin and her brood debate on what to have for dessert. While trying to find an alternative to ice cream, she comes up with some rather disturbing ideas of digestible food.

The 2010 Emmy Awards are history, and—whether you watched live or not—these are the moments you'll want to remember. From the opener, to the Conan jokes, to the most awkward parts—and more!—video of the best/worst moments is inside.

As everyone already knew, Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin's recent camping trip together was filmed for TLC. But it's not for Kate's show. No, it's for the upcoming show, Sarah Palin's Alaska. Who's acting like the celebrity now, Sarah?

Yes, professional child-haver Kate Gosselin is lugging her TLC TV show circus up to the Northern wilds to hang out with known Mama Grizzly, Sarah Palin. The gang is going to go on a very special, very filmed camping trip.

Pennsylvania's Department of Labor ruled today that even though children under seven aren't usually allowed to work on TV shows, Kate Gosselin's six-year-old sextuplets are not being "unlawfully exploited." Sadly, there's no board to determine if they're being "morally exploited."

With the boom in shows about real-life families, a discussion has sprung up about whether reality TV programs should abide by the same laws that govern child acting. But who will save them from their parents?

LiLo faces two hours of questioning about blowing lines and driving drunk. Kate Gosselin's face is full of botched Botox. Courtney Love is an expert on Harvard. Mel Gibson gets restraining order against the mother of his child. TGIFriday gossip.

[Kate Gosselin in New York; image via Splash]

Summer's here! Are you fretting that there's nothing on television? Well, stop living in the past! We don't live in a school-year-dictated world anymore. Here are some shows you should consider watching to help pass the hot months, safely indoors.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's three remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's four remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.